Lucia Labello

Naked Bonus Mount Count

[Lucia Labello @Lucia_Labello]

@zinovievletter Shatners Bassoon

[Lucia Labello @Lucia_Labello]

Nick Cannon has the most unhinged baby names and I am here for it!
Legendary Love Cannon
Powerful Queen Cannon
Zillion Heir Cannon
Rise Messiah Cannon

That's a mere 3rd of them!!

["Casey" Jones Podcast @CaseyJPod]

So I bought a computer from goodwill for 10 dollars to see if I could revive it, and I did. It’s filled with HUNDREDS of written reviews for gay pornography. I can’t stop laughing

[Meldrew Point @MeldrewPoint]

Congratulations Jay-Z! Today, you are 19,537 days old and so have passed your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

[Vittoria @vitt2tsnoc]

MORNING. Today marks 18 years since Brian Harvey ran himself over after eating four tuna mayo jacket potatoes. NEVER FORGET.

[Conor Collins @conartworks]

I struggle to see how Brits can’t understand there’s more than two genders, but will happy accept at least 16 names for one of these

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my iron levels are so low that I have to start getting IV infusions and my dr was like haven’t you noticed super low energy?? like yeah dog but I thought I was just depressed so this is actually kind of slay

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Me when I see a nice potato

[trash jones @jzux]

“we’ll cross that bridge when we come to it” ok but i’m gonna worry about the bridge now

[Brendan Kelly @brendankellol]

not afraid of being indoctrinated by a road sign because i am not a coyote locked in an eternal struggle with the road runner

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

I'm not angry, I'm grouchy. There's a difference.

[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck holocausts

[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck hole

[Faybelline @Tweak81]

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

how do cows moo in your language?

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Ticking the boxes in several Guess Who categories