Lucian Morris

FinTech and new entrant banking specialist

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@hormann_uk after three emails to your customer service team have gone unanswered one wonders what one has to do to get a response?

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@fesshole Colombian cocaine you say? For an apparent novice you seem to know a lot about the provenance of the drugs. Me thinks thou doth protesteth too much.

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@GaryRBelfast @Bryy_Miller @BadVaccineTakes Underrated tweet

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@BadVaccineTakes Urine trouble now

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@westy2018 @fesshole The problem was the alternative. I don’t know how many people wanted Boris but I’m pretty sure lots of people voted anyone but Corbyn.

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@AlfredMoody13 @JBrazill @fesshole They ya go - ruined it

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@AlfredMoody13 @JBrazill @fesshole So rare to see someone on Twitter accept they are wrong. Owned it fella, nice

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@FPL_Castro @SwitchtoRich @CaptainChaos77 @stef1342 @T4eUrbanGoose @fesshole Enough’s, enough with these horse jokes. Time to rein it in.

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@marknobleisgoat @SloaneRogue @kayleelouiise26 @RidiculouslyRi2 @scollins1978 @fesshole Is your surname Jean by any chance?

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@WURZLEMATT @stevenkane2013 @sjn4000 @GiantSpaceAss @fesshole Have you seen his Twitter profile? Odds of him being married are very low.

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@stevenkane2013 @GiantSpaceAss @fesshole You don’t pay road tax either…..but then ignorance is bliss eh?

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@mattlowndes They happen with alarming regularity in Russia. Someone really ought to look into safety standards

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@mattlowndes As your CIO I’m not sure I can condone putting your laptop in the fridge

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@Pollos_Enanos @NoSheds @fesshole You shouldn’t have had to spell it out

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@fesshole Personally, I prefer Pepsi…..I’ll get my coat

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@stihljackWBA @GavCross @EmperorVespasia @fesshole @ING Can’t help but care about what he says? I think this is becoming a bit of a sport for Gav. I’m going to get some popcorn and watch how this pans out

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@bigted79 @michaelgun1 @s1lv3rf15h @JasonBahirwa @fesshole Lmao

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@hqrr_y @PaulY444 @gareth_d_evans @JesseJamesreal4 @jpd7890 @fesshole I’m guessing the fess is covering activity many years ago. When I started going to the pub 30 years ago there was no such thing as Think25 and photo IDs were a rarity. This is plausible

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@mattlowndes @MariaDigitalCat Nobody needs to see your legs Matt. Put ‘em away!

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@gcluley Branching out Graham?