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[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

They’re too lenient. Big Brother wouldn’t tell the houseguests if World War III broke out.

[Brittany | ATL Creator @agaveforward]

Idk I think when people use the word “sketchy” to describe places it’s often racially charged.

[victoria @vicjokerera]

caleb is so fucking funny man

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

“how do u deal w anxiety?” i let it fuck me up then get sleepy

[god’s baby @hostileworm]

this video made me devoted to her for life bc it was the first time someone articulated this phenomenon of people being like “omg where did you get that shirt?” and it’s a thin woman wearing a white tank top and what they actually want is not the tank top but the body wearing it

[b a r b i e 💖 @LucidAmbiguity]

No hate to OP but the problem with ADHD is you have to come to terms with being stupid early to everything to avoid being stupid late. You do just gotta sit in the car and wait or whatever. Bc while it is not a moral failing it is disrespectful to be constantly showing up late.

[matargashti-pilled 🇵🇸 @dilrhubarb]

I'm so tired of lateness being viewed as a moral failing. I've been shamed for it my whole life because it's framed as "disrespect" (and no, it hasn't helped me be more punctual) and if I lost out on a major life opportunity because of it I don't think I could have ever recovered

[b a r b i e 💖 @LucidAmbiguity]

Takes like this annoy me by implying there is nothing worth seeing or getting excited about in red states so it must be a farce 😭 like sorry there’s no World Cup matches in Minnesota but there’s 45 in Georgia?? Where did you expect them to go??

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I didn’t believe the psyop allegations were true at first but now I’m starting to lol. If he goes to the White House then it’s over. He’s starting to tweet like a maga account everytime he talks about America. Also noticed the amount of red states they’ve gone too as well to give the people good PR including the police lol. Starting to feel a bit disingenuous.

[waiting. @GreenOnionDuck]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if medicine was held to the standard of software engineering there would be mass death.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

So while it does look crazy IRL it unfortunately looks phenomenal in photos

[deraa :* @eyeheartderaa]

black ppl irritating as fuckckkdkekekek LAMALOSKD

[Maye🚀❤️ @proudmommaye01]

they come on tiktok crying that nobody warned them

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[johnny 🇸🇳🇧🇷 @lovesosaremix]

whenever people talk about diversity in the context of the caribbean just know it’s a dog whistle

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[Adrienne thee Creative | Experience Curator @brownandbella]

Only reason Europeans aren’t addicted to soda is because they don’t have free refills on soda like we do. I just watched a Euro suck down 5 coke zeros in disbelief that he didn’t have to pay again. Trust me, they love it.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

And she will SHOCK you. I have been SHOCKED.

[Nicolás Humó @nickysmokess]

Americans come back from Europe having lost weight and feeling "clean." Meanwhile these Europeans are about to go back with the Freshman 15 😂

[Vincent Bevins @Vinncent]

I can't wait for the world to realize that stadiums in the USA are called like the Doritos CryptoScam Raytheon Thunderdome

[mupy de morango @MitskiFatos]

quando você tá tentando curtir um tiktok mas percebe que mulheres são ensinadas a sentirem vergonha em comer e aí você quer se matar