Lucid Autism Produktions

The mission statement of our organization is:

To bonk retards in the head with the truth until they fucking understand it.

501(c)3 & ISO 27001

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

I guarantee this to you, America. If the #GreenNewDeal were to pass, two of the boiler plate requirements to receive unemployment dollars will be a surrender of firearms, and strict social media surveillance.

It's how tyranny works.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

We have a misandrist society. The entire deck is stacked against men, males. Not white or black, but xy folks.

Men who exhibit toxic traits are attacked, and rightly so, but women who exhibit equivalent toxic traits get pats on the head & told "it's those damn men".

Bullshit.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

My stoned alter ego is Captain Retardo. He does just idiot bullshit when he's in charge. You ever clicked a red light with your garage remote? I have. Rinsed off a paper plate and put it in the dishwasher? Yup.

What's your alter ego's name?

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@JakeRammos Jared Keeso

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

Been 75 minutes. These Colorado gummies ain't shit.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@ick_real Agnes

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

If you drop a hard R, make sure drop a hard N too, to be respectful.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

I really shouldn't be allowed to interact with the public when I'm stoned.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@TheNameofWar Fuckin wood Uzis 👌

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@Guns_com The grip angle is juuust right.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@alppouch @HardPass4 the timeline weighs in

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@HardPass4 Get a Nagant, for the culture.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@HardPass4 It had better not have a barrel longer than 3 inches, and definitely nothing larger than 38 special. Don't forget a nice top of the line Uncle Mike's strap holster, too. Then you can velcro it to your wifi smoker, to stay strapped in the yard, you FUCKING BOOMER.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@IGGYAZALEA Can i get like 50k to pay off my house? Please?

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

Sometimes I stand on the patio buck naked for a smoke. No lights obviously, just feeling the breeze across the balls.

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@dsonoiki They're down one chef

[Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro]

After 24 hours of Canadians losing it over USA Men’s hockey and now another 24 hours of humorless feminists crashing out about it, I think it’s finally time for me to call a doctor about this erection

[𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 🇳🇴⚽️ @jurassicjells]

inventor of shredded wheat cereal:

fffuuuck i wish i could just eat a basket

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@TanneriteCortez All the way to Japan

[Lucid Autism Produktions @LucidAutismKorp]

@EllenBarkin You're barkin up the wrong tree. Here sit on this root and cry about it.