Lucy Moran

I work as a receptionist at the Twin Peaks Sheriff’s Station, and am having a baby boy with @Deputy_Andy.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Anytime! Look forward to reading your story! In the paper! Bye!

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

But we did speak! We're speaking to each other right now.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Oh, but don't tell anyone I told you all this. @MrDaleBCooper likes to keep these sorts of things private. He's very humble that way.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

A lot of the people in this town could learn a lot about how to better live their life by watching that man.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

He devotes his energies to solving crimes! And now he's dedicating them to helping #TwinPeaks. That says a lot about a person.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Someone with skills like his, he could make all sorts of money. Playing the stock market, working the carnival circuit.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Special Ex-Agent Cooper could find all his clues at the bottom of a scorched coffee pot and I'd still believe in everything he says.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

But it can be real amazing watching him work. His mind just sort of works different. Does that make sense?

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Mm-hmm, sure thing. It must be hard dealing with the weight of such important knowledge and having to figure it all out.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Ex-Special Agent Cooper's instincts are so good they sometimes make the other oblivious men around here look bad.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Yes ma'am. He just gets an idea in his head and more often than not it just turns out to be right!

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Oh, I keep forgetting he left the FBI... he was so proud of being an FBI agent you know. But yes, he's worked with us plenty.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Of course! I'm so glad Special Agent Cooper is running, he's such a good person. He'll be a great mayor.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Certainly! What can I help you with?

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Okay. Well... what ARE you doing here, then? Do you need to see a deputy?

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Okay. Do you want to apply to be a deputy here at the station? We've got an excess of testosterone, you'd sure be welcome.

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Okay. Are you in mortal danger and in need of police protection?

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

Do you need to report a crime, Ms. Greenwood?

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

.@Hanna_Greenwood Welcome to the #TwinPeaks Sheriff's Department, can I help you Ms...?

[Lucy Moran @LucidMoran]

I'm at The Great Northern Hotel (Twin Peaks, WA) http://t.co/xNMj83E2lX