Lucie Britsch

New novel THOUGHTLESS out now. Debut novel SAD JANET @riverheadbooks US @wnbooks UK
Agent @stacy_testa

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A page after the acknowledgements for people that have wronged you.

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If you're looking for something different to read may I recommend my new book THOUGHTLESS. It's about a girl whose head will explode if she thinks too hard. It's weird, it's funny, it's wtf.
https://t.co/2HehwexAZY

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COVER REVEAL as they say. Available to preorder wherever you buy your books.

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I know writing's a real job because I hate my boss and I am my boss.

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Starting a club for writers who have no process whatsoever and are completely winging it.

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There should be a class for writers where you learn to lie on the floor for months waiting and agonising as other people decide your fate.

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French Sad Janet just arrived. Très cool.

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Being a writer is 90% not giving up.

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Now everyone's a hermit it's really lost its appeal.

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Reminding myself a load of great writers wrote their masterpieces in bed.

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Writing is better if you can give zero fucks what anyone else is doing.

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My favourite thing is when someone says they bought your book then you never hear from them again.

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Books are my wife, potatoes are my mistress.

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Don't forget to tell someone you see a Victorian child behind them today.

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Me and Jimmy Fallon both have Christmas books out, his is a cute picture book about the magic of Christmas and mine is about how you need drugs to cope with your family.

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Celebrating Sylvia Plath's birthday by having a mope.

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It's great if you're part of a writing community and have support but it's also ok if you're a loner weirdo and people think you're the local witch.

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If you're not smoking over a typewriter in an ugly sweater with a bad haircut are you even a writer?

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All I want in a lover is someone to dust my books.

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I think the trick to writing might be no pandemic.

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For Halloween this year I'm going as a husk of my former self.