Blondie

She/her 🏳️‍🌈
Obsessed with Jurassic Park, Bob’s Burgers, skincare, interiors & anything cerise.
Believer of horoscopes, equality & aliens.

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

@mttthw_ Excellent

[BABE WALKER @BabeTweets]

If TikTok goes down I'll lose my shit

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

A year ago, on 23 January 2020, the world saw its first coronavirus lockdown come into force in Wuhan, the Chinese city where the pandemic is believed to have started

Now one year on - what has changed, since then?

https://t.co/GZmYtuxZDS

[David Naumann @davidnnaumann]

I don’t know any healthcare workers in the UK who would want the clap thing back.

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Hey Mark Zuckerberg, @jack, @SusanWojcicki and @sundarpichai -- Donald Trump just incited a violent attack on American democracy.

Is that FINALLY enough for you to act?!

It's time to ban Donald Trump from your platforms once and for all!

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

me, after I send one email

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is 'whiffler' (17th-century): a chronically indecisive and evasive person who swings from one course of action to another.

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

Can anyone tell me if kids have to back their books still?

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

I’ve spent 80% of December in my apron and I’ve loved it. Currently 2 hours into slow cooking pork shoulder for pulled pork muffins later at our DIY Christmas Markets.

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

@michellevisage @RuPaulsDragRace @the_symonee or @gottmik

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

Who else thought this would happen? 🙋‍♀️

[Andy Burnham @andyburnham]

If you look at the figures below, it’s hard not to conclude:

when cases rise in the North, the North goes under restrictions

when cases rise in London and the South East, everyone stays under restrictions

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

@JunoBirch Hi hun

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

@lilypebbles @jlandpartners @waitrose @EleanorBowmer

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

Apart from Drag Race.

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

Actually, I don’t get what people like about any competitive sport. It’s a very strange concept.

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

I don’t get what people like about boxing.

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

@michellevisage Oh my God this is going to be amazing 🤩

[Blondie @LucieEmma_]

@Mycatkins is this what it’s like having a conversation with me?