Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name
🚨MAJOR BREAKING: A massive report exposes that Trump purchased $100,000,000 in bonds tied to companies DIRECTLY impacted by his policies. That smells like insider trading and is IMPEACHABLE.
Overall, Trump has made $3.4 BILLION in the last 8 months.
BREAKING: South Park has done it again. They just dropped another BRUTAL takedown of Trump that exposes his fragile ego in a way only satire can. This is amazing. https://t.co/oDqEvC3iRG
If President Biden started a sentence with "Dear Mr. Japan," Republicans would never shut up about it and "25th Amendment" is all they'd be talking about.
This is fucking INSANE.
trump's big, bullshit bill is like being forced to take Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and all the millionaires, billionaires, and corporations to a huge fancy dinner, and YOU have to pay for it.
You're not even invited to dinner, and the cost is so astronomical you have to forfeit your healthcare and your neighbors’ healthcare to pay for it.
In fact, the cost is SO ridiculous, you'll never be able to pay for it, so your kids and grandkids will have to pay for it, and they won't have healthcare either.
That's what Republican members of Congress are trying to pass for the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
And they're rushing to pass it, so nobody gets to see how fucked up it is before they rush off to their lobbyist-funded vacations by July 4th.
The 99% better wake the fuck up.
BREAKING: In an insane moment, Laura Ingraham praises Trump's cabinet, "If you surround yourself with a team of really smart people who work all of the time, you can actually accomplish a lot."
Hegseth, Kristi Noem, and RFK Jr are not "smart people."
BREAKING: After 16 brutal hours, Senate staff finally finish reading the One Big Beautiful Bill out loud, cover to cover.
Chuck Schumer forced the marathon session overnight.
And what was the grand audience for this legislative theater?
An empty room.
Not a single Republican stayed to listen to the entire 900+ page monstrosity they’re trying to ram through.
They want to rewrite the economy in ink, but can’t even stay awake for the fine print.