Glücklich

[Glücklich @Luckeyy1997]

@isuckatwife @The_Acumen That’s actually exactly what happens sometimes unfortunately

[lia @tallsnail]

please listen to me, new parents. every toddler/kid sock you own should be _exactly_ the same. if they come in a multipack with different colors, do not add to cart. put them back.

[Aubreys Angel🎀🧸🫧 @keahendricks]

it’s so crazy how you guys see marriage as a greater commitment than parenting. so so insane.

[oluwatise @maintishe]

I told yall it was a literacy issue and everyone wanted to rip my head off. Back in the day, rappers had vast and diverse vocabulary. They used figurative language, and literary devices. And this is not about AAVE, because that’s a dialect. the new cats are vastly illiterate.

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

when i was in india the men i met would go out of their way to tell me things like “my wife cooks dinner but then she must stand and wait for my mother to eat first.” they’d say it like they were really proud.

i think the dynamic is something like: the mother spoils the son and this makes him very loyal to her. women have no power and are treated badly until they are old and have a DIL to subjugate, and at that point they take full advantage bc they’ve waited their entire life to have any status at all.

anyway, seems like a fucking nightmare.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[Adelanke @prettyaholicc]

The reason a lot of you don’t see anything wrong in one person hoarding large sums of money while people slave away and die of hunger is because you aspire to be like that also. Unfortunately, you are more likely to walk on water than to be a trillionaire.

[🦢 @its_meeruy4]

The older I get, the more I realize "strong woman" is often just code for

"woman nobody helped."

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

It's actually insane that they release new car models every year. Like we don't need that many. We don't need any of this shit oh my God. I'm tired.

[remx @biigrem]

They on tv talking about some turn your ACs off for a little while so we don’t black out.. turn off Times Square first bitch..

[Lesbian Rod Serling 🇵🇸🇺🇦🇮🇷 @LRSerling]

It really feels like the entire world has turned into an inescapable panopticon. I look back on the pre-computer days and they almost seem like a time of ridiculous freedom, where you could just skip town and start a new life whenever you wanted

[starypijany @patr24_w]

#loveisblindpolska #loveisblindpoland

„Zdrówko zajebistych singielek”

Twoja przyjaciółka płacze!! po tym jak wyszła ze SWOJEGO ślubu po powiedzeniu NIE, a ty walisz taki tekst….

Matko boska w życiu nie chciałabym mieć takiej przyjaciółki, zresztą matka nie lepsza…

[90DaySlay @ChiButterScotch]

Kamil dodged a bullet, Julia & her whole family are nuts,
Kamil looked like he would've taken care of her
#loveisblindpoland #loveisblindpolska

[Bri @singingbirth]

You can skip your induction appointment pretend you forgot and wait until your baby is literally crowning to walk into the hospital what are they gonna do call the cops

[SkinwalkerActual @nw_wolfrunner]

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.

[Lauryn @VeiledGlory]

The whole “you only get x number of summers with your kids!” trope is sad.

Just stop co-parenting with the government and you’ll get spring, autumn, and winter with them too!

[Caitlin Francis @MrsCMFrancis]

I teach my kids from about age 3 to come put their hand on my arm or leg if they want to speak to me while I’m speaking to another person. I then put my hand over theirs to show them I see them and I’ll get to them soon. Manners are so important to instill young.

[Gabbi @gazella24601]

I'm sorry, but as someone who works in longterm care, anyone insisting a woman can do all the care for a family member on top of raising children is not familiar with longterm care.

[violet⁷ ★ saw twice n seeing bts 2x @swykuu]

30° in germany is 100° everywhere else