Gladstone Gander

Gladstone Gander, Baby 💚 He/Him 💚 Lucky 💚 IM NOT A RAT I AM A GOOSE!!! 💚 Looking for someone to just vibe with and see what happens

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Needing Gyro Gearloose dead and destroyed have been trying negative affirmations for the past hour to inflict misery and illness on him but none of it works

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

>Looking for a new casino
>Ask the toad receptionist if their casino is creepy or wet
>He doesn’t understand
>I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>He laughs and says “it’s a good casino Gladstone I assure you”
>I enter Casino
>Imprisoned

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Some of you people are going to hell when you die

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Eaten poisonous berries again I fear this really might be the last tweet from me 💔💔💔 remember the good things about me if I die

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

I miss vine

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

This is Me and my best buddy Fethry Duck! (well it isn’t us because we’re ducks but you get the idea!)

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Louie duck is going to hell for being capitalist

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

@magicasugly So true tbh

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

@SteelBeakRun Uhh... oh this game seems bad. Hey I got “c6” Venti though! That’s good right?

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Oh wow this Venti fella must be very common I’ve already gotten him three more times!

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

@SteelBeakRun I have luck baby remember 💔 anyways I keep getting “Keqing” is she any good

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

@SteelBeakRun ....NONE?

[STEELBEAK @SteelBeakRun]

@Luckiest_Goose OMG! I KIN XIAO! WANNA KINDATE?

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

@SteelBeakRun Every time I get into a game you do this... but yes omg 😌

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Found this game called “Genshin impact”. Very awesome! Got a free “fate” and was given this funny little dude named Venti like the coffee haha. I like him a lot. he’s like me! I kin him now

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Hey she hasn’t been active in a while I hope she’s ok—

[black heron @theblackheron]

tomorrow will be my day😈

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

It’s so true

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Me when I eat the yass hotdog (rat poison)

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Gladstone is why I got into this show. I blame him. I fucking Blame Him

[Gladstone Gander @Luckiest_Goose]

Godspeed to all the ducktales rp accounts that are out here doing this unironically, you are braver than any US Marine

Special shout-out too to like the accounts that were called “Of Dimes and Ice” or some shit that were like fanon Disney princess children or whatever 😭