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[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than actual skill

[Raksha @caraksha103]

People who post on LinkedIn and love their corporate career terrify me.

[Desi @gar_destiny]

Wanna get a drink after work td but I’ll get a bottle & go in the house

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The fake urgency in corporate jobs k!lls me. We're not doctors, we work in spreadsheets. You DO NOT need to circle back for a response an hour later.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

My depression always goes away when I get some money.

[Bee 🐝 @beemyli]

HR: We noticed you took a personal day last Friday.
Me: It was approved.
HR: It was.
Me: So what's the issue?
HR: You completed several work tasks while you were off.
Me: I answered two urgent emails.
HR: Correct.
Me: Because my manager said they couldn't wait until Monday.
HR: That's in the email chain.
Me: So I helped the company on my day off.
HR: Yes.
Me: And now we're having a meeting about it?

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Yeah cause yall be 28 saying that shit

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Rule No.1: Don’t sacrifice your savings to solve someone else’s problems.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

One thing corporate taught me: promotions are politics not performance

[BJ @bjaylamarie222]

i hate microwaves you gotta unlock to get your food out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jobs with Aramide @AramideOyekunle]

Employers really hate when you have motion outside the 9-5.

[above the noise ⛰️📚 @bui1tfromash]

Everything is urgent in the corporate setting except a raise in your salary, promotion, or recognition.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

The United States has had more than one hundred and fifty years to label the Ku Klux Klan a terrorist organization and has never done so. The fact that the Black Panther Party was dismantled by the US government but the Klan still exists tells you a lot about this country.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

SIGNS OF LOW INTELLIGENCE IN CORPORATE

1. Taking your job seriously

[Loud Outside @LoudOutside]

Dating a woman made her realize what men have to go through daily

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

I rebuke the cycle of living paycheck to paycheck. I declare overflow, favor, and provision

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr let excitement make you announce things prematurely. stay low-key and move silently until your results can't be denied. Evil eye is real

[H’s mom @aiishadahir]

Rizq will come. Your bills will be covered. You will take your parents to Umrah. Your business is about to take off, Insha’Allah!