Lucky 🍀

big rock go boom, man satisfied. 10/10 -27

[Lucky 🍀 @Lucky_Cae]

UPS & FEDEX have 24hrs to respond

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[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Stop getting mad at the entire male population cuz you picked a LAME ASS NIGGA

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[zion🇨🇩🇨🇦 @PetitMarley1]

@dailygirlfades 😂😂😂

[小鳥遊 @jessinhacolaco]

I can't get enough of this scene 😭

[remx @biigrem]

My no dick getting neighbor stay filing noise complaints on me to the leasing office. plot twist-I be fucking the leasing office girl. My neighbor don’t know that she complaining about noises to the bitch that I be making the noises with in the first place. That’s ruff

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

😭

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you forget to cancel a subscription & you suddenly see a random notification saying “Payment Successfull, Your subscription has been renewed.”

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

All my doppelgängers need to email me. We going on a PR run cause it’s getting ridiculous out here.

[Tony Statovci @tonystatovci]

THIS NOT ME CHAT I SWEAR 😭😭😭

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I don’t mind taking the longer route to avoid greeting/interacting with people

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

what if a make-a-wish kid say he want sum p*ssy what they gon do

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

Melt almost FOUGHT Tbvnks after getting PRESSED by him for messing with 18/19 year old girls as a 24 year old and making a joke that he likes kids 😳👀

“That’s weird… Why can’t you talk to a woman your age? You can’t pull a woman your age?… He likes kids.”

“That’s weird. I don’t play about sh*t like that. Don’t say I like kids.”

[Lucky 🍀 @Lucky_Cae]

@ItsKingSlime Nah