We all know @SouthwestAir is the "Luv" airline! So special to be shown some Luv today on our flight into Cancun! Thanks Crew of Flight 708!!!! @NicoleTC55
When the going gets good with @SouthwestAir it can be great. Tonight my 945pm flight home from DAL to AUS was delayed 90 minutes. Luckily I made the 745 flt 3396 & the flight crew busted tail to get us out, and comfortably. Huge kudos to Emma! Fast announcements, great attitude.
A couple were on their honeymoon:
Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband:
"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies. "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues. "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" Says the wife.
The husband says. "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" She says.
The husband says. "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat.
He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks. "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole." 🤣
@sagesteele Heres a crazy thought. Why not wait until we know more before calling out who to chastise? If it turns out the shooter(s) were right-leaning this post will age horribly
NEW: The identical twin of 17-year-old Austin Metcalf speaks out after witnessing his brother get stabbed in the chest.
I can’t imagine his pain.
Austin Metcalf passed away in his twin brother Hunter’s arms after getting stabbed in the heart.
The 4.0 student was attacked after telling a teen from a different school that he was sitting in the wrong spot.
Karmelo Anthony was later arrested and charged with first-degree murder.
"They were twins, identical twins, and his brother was holding on to him, trying to make it stop bleeding, and he died in his brother's arms," their father said.
Sadly, as me & Amazing @NicoleTC55 have discovered, this is no longer an American problem. Its a universal problem. And this will be the next place we go for food & drink!!!!
So @49ers score to go up 4. 1 is meaningless, have to go for 2. Force @Eagles shaky kicker to make the XP if they score. They kick. #footballgods@EasterbrookG
@kristine_stone You played a Kenny Loggins soundtrack song then said he was known for pop songs & love songs??? He is Mr. 80s soundtrack! Footloose. Danger Zone!!!!!
@EasterbrookG To be fair, the Ravens had an awful record the last year or two giving up leads and pulling defeat from the jaws of victory. But wouldn't he be a good fit for the Giants???
Another spectacularly awful experience @DFWAirport Flight with over 300 passengers, dozens of kids, flew nearly 12 hours straight from Fiji on @FijiAirways & @AmericanAir No gate. Broken stairs. Can't find a backup. Can't fix them. We've been sitting out here 2 hours.