Out of all the revealed TMNT cards thus far, this has to be my favorite, solely because it gives me hope for Ch'rell, the Utrom Shredder. It's such a shame that the more recent comics never got around to including him, since they had all the setup for it and none of the payoff.
Super Mario Tabletop Idea:
Kastles & Koopas
(I know the C->K thing is more a Kremlin thing, but it fits well here)
STR->POW
DEX->SPEED
CON->??? (Still just CON?)
INT->MATK
WIS->MDEF
CHA->STACHE
AC->DEF
HP->HP
Spell Slots->FP
Attunement-BP