Lucy Firth

Make your weird light shine bright so the other weirdos know where to find you

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

@AmazonUK We've basically been told there's nothing you can do, even though you were supposed to send the codes for the pre order bonuses and we haven't received them.

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

@AmazonUK On the phone to customer service and we're being told that to receive the pre order bonuses we need to order the game we've already been sent again. Can someone not just send the code he should have received?

[Cheshire Police @cheshirepolice]

Always pass horses and riders wide and slow - leaving at least a cars width. Once you've overtaken drive away slowly and avoid revving your engine.

Horse riders, if you're on the road make sure others can see you by wearing hi-viz #ShareTheRoad

Visit https://t.co/gcNxRv7ABk

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

When you haven't heard any fireworks in over an hour, so you let the cat out for a pee...then the fireworks start and the bugger won't come in 🤦‍♀️#HappyNewYear

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

I entered my first poetry and art competition, please vote for me. The theme was "Show Me Your Naked Pain" and a link to my peom "Grief" is below:
https://t.co/hcexShAehU via @TwBookClub

#poetry #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers #poetrytwitter #poems #poem #writing #art #writer

[Outriders @Outriders]

We've teamed up with @POPeART_ to bring some of his incredible @Xbox Series X|S Controller designs to life and give them away via sweepstakes!

Ways to enter:
- Follow @Outriders
- Retweet This Tweet

Check rules before entering: https://t.co/8vF668IMnq

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

Ordered some Christmas cards from @TheWorksStores and they sent me and empty package 🤦‍♀️

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

They couldn't have handled the A level crisis worse: https://t.co/IYjj1jhdNU #AlevelResults

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

@MasterDannyChen It's good that you've got laptops so quickly, my work ended up sorting out a VPN on my desktop Mac so I could take it home to WFH.

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

After watching the second episode on Netflix of @Daniel_Sloss Live Shows...I feel like he needs a hug 😂

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

@MasterDannyChen Almost everyone here has been sent to work from home. Just a few of us left in the office waiting for our devices to be approved for home work now.

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

@JudiDoodlecat It was addressed to me, my partner doesn't use postal voting and he hasn't had one. It would seem postal voters should expect this extra letter to arrive at the same time.

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

Not what I was expecting to come with my postal vote...

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

Someone keeps trying to request a password reset for my account...13 emails in 15 minutes...

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

Our cat doesn't bring us mice...she brings us worms

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

I dont understand. I've just been woken up by the sound of a strange woman's voice...and it turns out my Samsung phone has randomly called 112...twice?!

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

@VirginTrains Had to go onto my data to see this. Honestly I'm an anxious enough traveller as it is, I don't want to be traipsing up and down the trian to find a manager. The trainline app is working and that's all that matters really

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

@piersmorgan He has a better moral standing than you do. You misogynistic, repulsive, blood sucking cockroach

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

I think my cat is broken...she just sits in the wall tunnel for her cat flap and doesn't move #CatsOnTwitter #catsareweird #cats

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

@The_Salsa_King Thanks...

[Lucy Firth @Lucy_Firth]

Me: urgh! you could have told me how much like a swap monster I look. I might have gotten ready sooner.
Tom: you don't, you look like the sexiest swap monster.

😂 #relationships