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[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Nigel Farage has 5 houses.

Zack Polanski lives in a house share with 5 other people.

The media is trying to tell you Zack is the problem.

[Doogs 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Doogsta]

Remember and use this special ballot box if your thinking of voting for Reform UK on Thursday 👍

[Frederick @notquitezennor]

one of my favourite British-isms is when someone goes “oh god please excuse the mess, the place is a tip” when they’ve v clearly spent at least half a day cleaning

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

What a series of the #CelebrityTraitors. Here is my supercut video of all of the best bits.

[໊ @sonohoor]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[rosenkav @rosenkav_]

Thinking of her this March 31st (and also all other days)

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

you gotta hand it to sabrina carpenter, i don’t think i’ve heard anyone say “expresso” in like a year

[LJ 👩🏻‍🦰🍒🪐 @crotchner2]

being realistic

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“what are you doing for New Years Eve?”

me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Please

[is everyone still shouting ✨🌙 @clarelouisekc]

Our mortgages doubled and butter now costs £78 because you were in charge for a handful of days SIT DOWN.

[maybe: larky 🌿 @ofthemisery]

have you ever tried, this one?

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[Quinn @MindOfQuinn]

Dark at 5pm. Hope all you summer hating weirdos are happy.

[🦀 Josh Seefried @JoshSeefried]

Dear old people, stop texting “call me” unless someone is in an ambulance.

- love, josh, a millennial

[H.A. @dirtcup_art]

doctors like hate doing their job like ur like hey im sick i have symptoms and they are like uuuuuuuUUUUHHHHggggggAAAHHHHUUUHHHHggggg

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

This elderly man taking care of his elderly dog

[mia @miakanaiko]

just got in trouble for saying “thanks everyone” in the work gc after i asked a question and nobody answered it

[(Fan) Britney Crave @britneyscrave]

“Who is it”?