Not Lucy

Mediocre mum, wife. Real Housewife of Lancashire. Sexual health graduate. Permanently tired. She/her

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

We're going to school this morning so A can meet the teachers and other children. I'm terrified they will realise I'm not a proper adult.

[dais @theog_dc]

No negativity in 2021 unless it’s Covid or pregnancy tests

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

I’m not going to let a poxy pandemic stop me from doing what I do every New Year’s Eve. It’s my right, as a FREE CITIZEN to watch a bit of telly, bob a couple of texts and be snuggled up in bed by eleven. 🥳

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy I'm so excited!

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

One full day in work to go

[Nabil Abdulrashid @GrandmasterNabz]

Hey guys.. remember how we were upset that we couldn’t celebrate Eid properly and you told us it was for safety and we should get over it.... yea.. erm..

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy She's proper milking it! Kept her off school today but she can go tomorrow and just try and be careful 😂

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy Annalise this time! Tried jumping over poppy or something and landed on her arm, not broken woo! Happened yesterday but thought she was just being dramatic 🙄 I expect social services soon

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy Just been to a&e and there was a DOCTOR with his nose out 😒

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy I've seen women too. I don't get it at all! I can't help but stare at them

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@cooksferryqueen I have this, I didn't know it could TELL me! That's fab!

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy

[Dan @danielxndrew_]

You don’t have to lose weight or spend the second lockdown learning a new skill. You don’t need to go for a run and you don’t have to make sure you are productive every single day. It’s okay if you just survive for the next 4 weeks.

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

I would totally watch this musical.

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy She's insane. Those poor girls 🤬

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy SHE IS INSANE. She is lucky to have your family she has absolutely no idea

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@katiemashy Well done you two. Did she even bother to tell you where it was?

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

@CostaCoffee what is the cheese used with the vegan toastie? I love it!

[keela @keelamartin]

i would sacrifice the pubs reopening so that pregnant women dont have to attend scans and labour alone

[Not Lucy @Lucylastic_]

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