Chris Le

Peddler on the roof.

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

@MountainDew it’s twenty twenty dew. Please name a flavor for me or buy me a house I’ll never afford one.

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

@Copperfield you have everything in the world and nothing left to prove. You are the greatest magician of all time, but who will carry your legacy when you’re gone? David, let me be your apprentice. Teach me your magic. It can live forever.

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@ben_rosen Wow that’s good.

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@WhaleChart Ahahahaha

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@peeweeherman should have been Loki in the marvel cinematic universe it’s not too late redo the whole thing

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

“It’s Still Cock and Hole to Me,” Billy Joel at the gay bathhouse.

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

gas pumping. when you convince someone you don't want to have sex with them but yes you do. Also, it's really expensive now.

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

ants got into my protein powder and now they won't stop talking about crypto. they're stronger now, so I have to listen.

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

Ten years divorced 40 year old waiter at the pho restaurant is my vibe and I’m fighting it with every fiber of my body.

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

If alternate dimensions exist, there’s a world where Santa instead of giving you presents, holds you down and tickles you until you pee. For centuries, people write songs about it (folk, pop, country, rap, etc.) until it overshadows the birth of their savior.

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@Idontknowyoucuh Lolololol

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@fun_patrick2000 @fvckrender @withFND I hope that's an iguana

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@mariiiiiiiina rockin no panties under that macro skirt tho

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@mariiiiiiiina Ten years

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@kfc HOWDY

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I've rolled my nuts off to the Mortal Kombat theme song on 4 continents. Will someone for the love of god please send me their HBO MAX login.

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

Batman/Bruce Wayne. Superman/Clark Kent. DMX/Prince Phillip.

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

I was really depressed for a minute there, 2020 was really tough for all of us, but I’m on the blue line with 3 lbs of chuck roast baby I’m back!!!!

[Chris Le @Ludachrisle]

Trying to write mummy erotica. Forgot if mummies talk or not?