Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.
@BigDaveWHUFC@CharlieSanford1 But you compared Lewandowski. If Ronaldo was 100 goals ahead then fair enough. But he’s hundreds clear and that elevates him towards the top.
Ronaldo fan boys crying about Messi’s potential red card, forgetting that their man should literally be serving a three game ban for being sent off in qualifying
@UncleJim_glp@anon_opin In Birmingham where I lived it was called Knock Door Run. But when I worked in Coventry years ago they told me they called it Rat A Tat Ginger!!
I once shared a lift with a famous singer. Told her how much I loved her music. She seemed genuinely pleased. Started reeling off a list of my favourite songs. Got out of the lift and released they were all by another artist. She mentioned it in an interview a few months later.
@bagshaw2112 This particular episode was the best from memory, with this round being hilarious.
A guy tried to bring his Dead Dads ashes to a football game but they wouldn’t let him in. Hancock “ I mean it comes to something doesn’t it when you can’t take a bottle of pop to the game” 😂