Lufuno Mulaudzi

Author of The Parchments of Mpemba Kasi

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

...and just like that, the attempt to break the ancient record of 40 days and 40 nights of rain was abandoned...

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

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[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

This needs to be reported to the ICJ! It's truly getting out of hand.

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

https://t.co/4uhA3UmRby

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

Culinary history will change forever on the day onions decide to move away from their ancient and ineffective defense tactic of making us mourn their demise...like if they were to explode in one's hand like a grenade whenever they sensed imminent danger (a knife)

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

@Vodacom is there any other number than 082135 I can use to speak to a consultant instead of your bot about disappearing airtime?

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

@CityPowerJhb @CityPowerJhb, they tried closing another ticket (CPWEB4457743) without having done the job. This issue has been going on for more than 3 months now and your consultants keep hanging up 🤨🙄.

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

@CityPowerJhb my faults tickets (CPWEB4455158, CPWEB4438533, CPWEB4437111, CPWEB4407565 and CPWEB4406039) were all closed without my issue being resolved. Now we have exposed cables running on the ground due to yet another half-job. Where/how can I escalate this issue?

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

My author's copy sat on my desk echoing the obvious, "It has been two years now, and the sacred drum still thunders where there should be silence. You must resolve the dissonance!"
I went about my day. I sought silence, any way would do. Anything but that!

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

Throughout my life, I have been fortunate to be surrounded by good men, and for that, I am grateful.

[E Z W E N I @Ngizokhuluma]

@lufunojono HI, I hope you are having a splendid day wherever you are. I had an amazing day because I read your book. Thank you for publishing it, thoroughly enjoyed the twists and turns. Usebenzile.

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

@Ngizokhuluma Hi @Ngizokhuluma, I am having a splendid day thanks. I am glad to hear you enjoyed my book. I appreciate the great feedback 🙏🏾🙏🏾

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

Somewhere along the way, someone taught our people that the default answer to lack and adversity, was "a sense of entitlement" and "irrationality", rather than hard work and resilience. We see ourselves as royalty - and everyone else as "should-be" subjects to do our bidding.

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

The skies withold the rains. The land thirsts.

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

@Katiekinz93 🙈🙈 I invented home made, organic free-range pap and inkomazi 😎

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

Cooked soft porridge, it takes like pap and inkomazi 🙈🙈

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

There's a Sasol filling station along a route I take often. There's usually a speed camera hidden behind its banners that lay on the lawn. I've just realised I had subconsciously boycotted the filling station as I somehow perceive it to be in cahoots with speed limit enforcers

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

Correct answer: "isitshixo", the most difficult IsiXhosa word to pronounce!

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

One day I will taste white grapes that are not green.

[Lufuno Mulaudzi @LufunoJono]

Without adequate notice, a declaration was made that the floor was lava 😬😵😱 ... and at that moment, I could have sworn I felt the heat rising.

[M @ManojPrabhas23]

@PicturesFoIder This is crazy 🤣