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[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@Wizarab10 Be like na God carry me come this my friend's place today make i for fit come online😩🙏
Happy Father's day all..!!!
I haven't been online for sometime now cuz my phone scattered some weeks back and most of the things i do are online. I will appreciate any good phone abeg🙏

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

First step to know a fake story that never happened:
It takes 3years to get to the actual comments.. only werrey wrote imaginary nollywood script, only she still finished all the spaces for comment section smh

[Ayo @Subtlychaoticc]

I wasn’t even looking for anything. That’s the funny part.

I went to his place like a normal girlfriend. Everything was calm. He was in the kitchen, I was in the room, and his dog was just staring at me like it had something to say. This dog doesn’t even like me like that, so I was already confused.

Next thing, it stood up, started walking, then turned back to check if I was following. I don’t know why I followed it, curiosity sha. It took me straight to his wardrobe.

I even laughed and said, “what is inside here?” The dog scratched the wardrobe door.

At that point I knew this was weird.

I opened it.

Tell me why the first thing I saw was a bright pink satin bonnet I have NEVER seen before in my life. Not mine. Not anything I’ve ever worn. Not even my style.

My heart didn’t even break yet, I was just confused. I picked it up and just stood there staring like explanation would appear. The dog sat beside me… watching… waiting… like it had been waiting for this moment.

He walked in and saw me holding it.

Silence.

I asked calmly, “whose bonnet is this?”

This man looked me in my eyes and said, “my cousin’s.”

I didn’t shout. I just turned and looked at the dog.

The dog barked immediately.

No hesitation.

That bark finished me 😭

Because why did it sound like “this man is lying”??

I asked him again. Same answer. “My cousin.”

I dropped the bonnet back, closed the wardrobe, and carried my bag. No drama.

The dog followed me to the door.

Now the craziest part?

As I was leaving, the dog didn’t follow him. It followed ME outside and stood there like it was making sure I actually left.

That was when it hit me.

Even the dog was tired of his nonsense.

I didn’t argue. I didn’t cry there. I just left with my dignity and one solid realization:

If a man is cheating, sometimes the only honest one in the house is the pet.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This whole 50:50 conversation is a conversation for poor people.

Mentally poor people.

It takes a serious level of mental poverty to be fighting passionately for your right to watch your partner suffer while you hoard your own money.

Again, mental poverty in glorious display.

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

That stepping in is simply to stepping in n pick her stuffs n quietly step out cuz why worry when you saved all your money n never invested in the home? 😅 Nigeria messed up Nigerian men's mind with that provider n odogwu nonsense mentality. Dying n Providing for ungrateful thing

[na so I dey always misbehave @TheGooveDuck]

"I'll only step in when the man is down financially."

That's Bezelbub talking. That's Legion, that's Baal. Above all, that's the word of a Nigerian woman.

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

Just lol

[Oyinda @Oyinda_x_]

@j_nababy Girl I’m in the abroad and living as a couple.
People are answering like mad.

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@neo_officialll Person that's probably stacking up her own funds while buying properties with her own money back home and getting ready to ditch the man as soon as he isn't up with enough savings to buy lambo and follow the next rich dude. See her proud self like that trophy wife😅😅

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@Wizarab10 Werrey say na "just help out with the little you can" lol na me and you dey use the services, na you dey help because you contributed? Nigerian women smh😅

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@AsidanyaMiracle She say na "just help out the little you can" ma'am you aren't helping anybody, you would pay the bills if you were single anyways. You still no different from the average nigeria back home girl smh

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@priye_tanya @Wizarab10 You don't have any shame.. you think men are like women? A guy that was getting serious and probably thinking how to triple the treat sef and you thought what? He came to eat ur last 100k account balance? Lol

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

"Out of anger I lost my virginity to a random guy" Hoe you was never a Virgin to begin with😅

[Small girl 🙈 big God 💪 @TheOnlyKemi]

I was a virgin until 24, started dating Moyo since 21, he didn't pressure me, told me to take my time, loved, cared and still spent on me... After my 24th birthday, we had a big fight and separated.

I thought that was the end
Out of anger I lost my virginity to a random guy and just 2 days after Moyo reached out to me. He wanted us back together.

I felt horrible cos I was no longer a virgin, I told him instantly because I was scared and didn't want to lead him on. But he was sad, angry and he went quiet.

That was the last time I heard from him
I thought he loved me for who I am but sadly he was only after my body like every other man.

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@Sugar_Pops_ Just go back to Facebook aunty. With your mid ass. This one thinks 100 men are jokes. As per Beyoncé of your whole city wey 100 men dey after only you cuz there was shortage of women there😆😅

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@Wizarab10 Lol.. If men don't take alcohol, women for dey use this "Drink made me do it" dey whyn men.. You did it, just chest am and stop blaming alcohol. Even though u high to stupor, as soon as something that doesn't seem right and recognized by your brains shows up the drink clears fast

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

Dear @silverpenydr i submitted my important and confidential informations only because it seemed people knew u.. i don't care who the alleged Judas(s) amongst u is/are. I have never used any of those informations online n have never been scammed, if anything goes, it's u i know!

[Ayilola of Nigeria /Laptop Guy 🩺 🇳🇬 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @silverpenydr]

Important update about lady B @mobola_ade and #10kLaptopsProject

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@silverpenydr @mobola_ade Dear @silverpenydr i submitted my important and confidential informations only because it seemed people knew u.. i don't care who the alleged Judas(s) amongst u is/are. I have never used any of those informations online n have never been scammed, if anything goes, it's u i know!

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@Wizarab10 This ons is a typical princess. No masculine man craves for free things they can't afford. Flight is just a means of transportation and only matters when you have the need and funds.. why are out here making a whole anonymous post like a woman or some toddler 😒

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@Wizarab10 Everybody get wetin dey bother them... at 37 my guy is bothered about twerks. Being uneducated can't be that bad nna

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@shysteanthony @zeemaster4 😭😅😅

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

Nothing men never do nigerian feminists. 😭😅😅

[Chioma @Merchimaaa]

Marriage was made by men for men
There’s rarely anything you gain from it as a woman
Before you say companionship
You can literally have that outside of marriage, some people even get that with their pets
Is it children????
You can get that outside the guides of marriage too
There’s literally NOTHING you want in marriage you cannot get outside it and as a woman it simply have little to no benefits for you.

[Lugo said🗣 @LugoSaid11]

@riittaaje Let this be the last time i will see you on my TL. I dn no wan warn you again