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bios too extra

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Somebody ought to get up in Nick Shirley’s guts

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I’m glad I got started on bananas young because I think I’d find them fucking disgusting if I tried them as an adult. And I adore bananas

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I’m still mad about Halo Campaign Evolved and want everybody working at Halo Studios destitute and on the fuckin street

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I will never stop flirting with old ladies in customer service interactions

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I miss when letterboxd wasn’t dogshit

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Halo: Campaign Evolved looks and feels disgusting. Everything about it feels wrong. Pressing LT to zoom in? Kill yourself. Putting motion blur on by default? Also, kill yourself!

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New eczema tech just dropped

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It’s some cat in that hat

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Just crushed 3 kiwis back to back to back like a voracious little chimp

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Decided to switch to more attainable goals so henceforth I’ll be assembling an army of scorpions. Shouldn’t cost more than like 10 grand, and I make that in my sleep

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Being da man gets exhausting

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Who dares me to get a 6 pack of Guinness

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The WNBA needs a Suga Free/Pimp C style commissioner

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Every so often I’ll get chest tightening anxiety about the fact that I’ll never have a monkey, bear nor raccoon of my own

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As along time tinned sardine, mussels and mackerel enjoyer, if you’re just hopping on now, get out lil bro. We don’t need you

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Surely I’ll be able to find joy that lasts longer than a moment, sometime soon

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You’re not a real mickgroid if the heat and cold don’t equally redden you up

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The Self Loving Man of Action (me)

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How it feels being woken up by my goofy ass cat