I’ll never forget my senior year of high school. This kid named Pat, i forgot his last name but all i know is he was an absolutely stinky hog. He shit in the bouncy house on our decision day and smeared it all over. Forever the poop bandit #poopbandit#pat
@steelers@NFL@AerLingus Me, @jacobyjonesjr00 and @MarquisTaylor00 will be going to the Emerald Isle too! Nothing like taking down a couple brews at our high school bar. Memories man, nothing compares. #tbt1999
@NFL Honestly surprised Bill can pull something like that. Wonder if the old guy could still get it up. Shit, I’d be able to with a smoke like that! #Erectiledysfunction
With Carson Beck moving on, do the Georgia Bulldogs need a new QB? I’ve got the skills, the heart, and the Dawg mentality to take the team to the next level. Let’s make it happen, Coach! DM me for film. #UGA#NextUp#GoDawgs@KirbySmartUGA
Michigan sports are stuck in mediocrity. Lions can’t win, Pistons are rebuilding forever, and the Red Wings are a shell of their former self. Meanwhile, Georgia is running the show with top-tier pro teams. Georgia > Michigan any day. #ForTheA#GeorgiaDominance @jacobyjonesjr00
The NHL keeps talking about growing the game, yet Atlanta, one of the biggest markets in the U.S., still doesn’t have a team. Two chances, bad ownership both times. That’s not on the fans. It’s time to bring hockey back to ATL! #NHLtoAtlanta#BringBackTheThrashers
The Chiefs are nothing compared to the Eagles—Philly runs the NFL. But let’s be real, the Atlanta Falcons will always be the greatest team in league history. Rise Up! #FalconsForever#NFL
How the hell does a helicopter crash into a plane?! Man you were trained for that sh*t. If that was me I’d 360 no scope the plane and fly off leisurely. #DC
Uncle bob just passed today. A real one fr. Slaps hit harder than a cold beer on a Sunday while watching the falcons beat the lions. Got me through college with all the crack. Luv you B. #LLB
@jacobyjonesjr00 Detroit’s looking like a post-apocalyptic game map. Roads are a disaster, crime’s up, and the only thing growing is the potholes. #DetroitProblems