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[LuiG @LuiGonTweet]

For February I’m watching a Romance Film every night until the end… cuz you know what I need? Something to make me feel lonelier 😃

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

Ohio is 2nd state to introduce "Conception Begins at Erection Act" — makes it illegal for men to have sex without intent to make baby.

Rep. Anita Somani introduced bill making it felony to "discharge semen without the intent to fertilize."
•$1,000 first offense
•$5,000 second offense
•$10,000 any subsequent offense

In between performing multiple surgeries as a practicing OBGYN, State Rep. Anita Somani explained: "If you think it's absurd to regulate men, then you should think it's equally absurd to regulate women."

There are some exceptions, such as when protection or contraceptions are used during sex.

It also doesn’t apply when an individual is masturbating, donating sperm, or if the intercourse takes place between members of the LGBTQ+ community and thus doesn't "produce ova."

What's good for the goose is good for the gander, right?
#DemVoice1 #wtpBLUE #DemsUnited

[GNCordova @GNCordova]

A Black man with a Palestinian flag, with Gaza and Sudan written on it, being tackled by frantic security guards during the year’s biggest night of Americana pageantry mixed with the commodification of Black culture.

Lol. The US in a nutshell. The imagery is profound.

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws]

Never again is now.

[stunna @stunnatiff]

wasn’t a streaker if he was in the uniform and standing on the GNX though. he was in the show. major props!

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

We watched the politicians from South Korea literally scale walls in order to stop a fascist coup

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Why did he leave early? (photo unrelated)

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

in all seriousness if anyone knows about who he is or his bail fund please share

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Guy showed more moral courage in his 2 minutes than the entire Democratic party did for a year and a half in power.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

[kəira ♡ @keiranikole]

having samuel as uncle sam calling calling kendrick’s performance “too ghetto” and then it cutting to his all black backup dancers dressed in the colours of the american flag? serena crip walking? during black history month? too poetic. kendrick proving why he won a pultizer 😭

[Star Stuff @EchoingStardust]

It's so embarrassing seeing like 50 elected dems being held off by one security guy, and them being like "rats, foiled again". Then they have the nerve to tell us to call our representatives. COWARDS, you are our representatives.

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

Just quit then. Go work for Wall Street or Silicon Valley. Give the job to someone who wants to do something.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

they don’t make romcom movies like this anymore

[Comrade Ohio @ComradeOhio]

community defense in Lincoln Heights Ohio days after they took the nazi trash out

[Jaybefaunt🏳️‍🌈 @Jaybefaunt]

Imagine if we gave equal and equitable education to all young people in this country free at the point of service? How many innovators are we passing up because we want to keep a white supremacist system in place that funds schools based off of property taxes in a given area?

[Samira Mohyeddin سمیرا @SMohyeddin]

Israel not allowing International journalists into Gaza has nothing to do with security and everything to do with the horrors and traces of Israel’s genocide.