Comic Dude Brandon Lu

Comic Dude. Broadcaster for Catalyst Wrestling.

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This is Superhero Dictionary!
Today's word: Longshot!
And if you like it, you can find more here: https://t.co/MJLvsD6R97

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Cajun cooking recipes

[Wednesday Pull @WednesdayPull]

What is she looking up?

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If you're still following me, that's amazing. But I've kind of made a full move over to Threads. Not for any political reasons. Social media in general requires a lot of bandwidth. I wanted a fresh start. If you're already over there let me know. It would be good to see you.

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I'm not trying to talk politics with anyone. I'm just saying if a George Santos movie is gonna be made, it should be a comedy and it should star Guillermo.

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The Doom Paradox

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@ZeroSuitCamus

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I took a Doombotics class as an elective in college.

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That time Thor yelled at the sky...
And it listened.

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Sure, Thor's hammer hurts...
But have you ever been hit by Thor's disappointment?

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Thor saying he has no stomach for Slaughter on a fine summer day is the Asgardian equivalent of Biggie pleading not to shoot up the place because because there's pretty ladies who should be having his baby.

Someone probably told Baldur about this and he was like "bars"

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@uberplex I thought this was a joke until the pic out of a box 😆

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@uberplex Yeah... it's either be charming or be fashionable and hope for the best.

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Wrestling’s Richest Prize… 🎭@MrDariusCarter

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"Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary   "

I never joined X. X hasn't even been around that long. Anyway, in honor of 13 years, you can find me on IG.

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Pride can be your worst enemy.
Pride will make you think you can swim in deep waters and the tide won't pull you in.

So anyway, playing tag with the 3rd graders killed me today 💀

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Me: *buys The Penguin's umbrella from Batman Returns*

FB Algorithm: oh, you like goth shit?

Me: it's fine, but not necessarily my style.

FBA: Don't you want these clothes with various zippers?

Me: I got what I wanted. I'm finished now.

FBA: BUY THIS SPIKED SHOULDER ARMOR!

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From a rapper-to-rapper perspective, that last line was insulting. As a regular ass broke dude, I just want to say, I'd love to fly first class on special occasions.

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To my friends brought to anger by X-mas songs & and holiday commercials before Thanksgiving has passed, it's October 6th and I just bought my first carton of eggnog and seasonal creamer. Fom the bottom of my heart, and forgive the profanity: Up your nose with a rubber hose.

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I want to be healthy, but I want this Nutella too. Now my health is important to me, but the Nutella is already here, whereas my health is so far away.

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You know you're getting old when you're looking at kitchenware items during the school candy sale.