Luis Robayo

[Luis Robayo @LuisRobay]

Four Tet and Floating Points in Brooklyn @ Avant Gardner Nov 13th!: https://t.co/quYy7q30fh

[Newegg @Newegg]

Enter for a chance to win this $2K @NZXT @robeytech PC

Specs
@TEAMEVGA Nvidia RTX 2080 Super XC GPU & PSU
@gskillgaming 16GB 3600 RAM
@CrucialMemory 1.5TB NVMe SSDs
@AMDRyzen 7 3700X CPU
@GIGABYTEUSA x570 @AorusOfficial MB
@NZXT cooling & case

GL ► https://t.co/i4GGa1Aalg

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

black mirror writer: what about an episode where.... webMD... becomes human...

other writer: that’s just a doctor

writer: ah true. mate i am absolutely fucking high as shit

[XAGXAGUXAR @jagjaguwar]

Listens to For Emma once https://t.co/g5mFjkbj2g

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

WHO FEELS LIKE THEY CAN EAT A WARM BOWL OF SOUP WITH LIL B AND SIT ON CARPET NEAR A VERY SAFE AND CONTAINED FIRE? HUMANS ONLY - Lil B

[kailykins @eatmorekail]

high school teacher: i won’t tell you who i voted for

college professor: i can’t afford my girlfriend’s abortion under our new healthcare

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

lmao this nigga vince is incredible

[Lioz @liozgrun]

Make this pay per view and have all the money go to Puerto Rico https://t.co/8cDZeALciE

[Luis Robayo @LuisRobay]

U.S. Congress: Tell Congress to stop gutting federal gun laws - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/vloreMKaHG via @Change

[Chris Jenkins @chrisjenko]

Reload speed of a musket, the gun used when the 2nd Amendment was written.

1 shot every 15-20secs.
Think on it.

#mandalaybay #LasVegas

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

elon musk: what makes you qualified to be lead rocket scientist for spaceX

me: i watch rick and morty

elon musk: you'll start tomorrow

[Lalocals @Ballerknasty]

Had to bang on thee racist white people

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

2007: i'm drunk, gonna call my ex

2017: i'm drunk, gonna call my senator

[Luis Robayo @LuisRobay]

@tweet_ragsdale slide to gville I got u

[Doc Bastard @DocBastard]

People you do NOT want to hear say "oh fuck":
1) a trauma surgeon
2) a seismologist monitoring underground nuclear explosions https://t.co/UknkYvRU0I

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Footage shows this nurse being forcefully arrested for following her hospital's rules