97Vercetti

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[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

nobody:
dude with a wax pen: my bad bro im off this wax pen right now lol

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

being a baby has to be tough imagine yo foot itch u crying and a mf give u a pacifier

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

condoms: 93%

birth control: 99%

sex at night cuz the sperm is sleep: 100%

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

king of the hill is just texas anime

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

@tracyminajjjjj

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girls favorite line is “OH MY GOOD, I barely saw this 😭 lol wyd”

bitch fuck you

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

@Akademiks He been wearing that outfit a week straight

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

police: were u aware of having a warrant?
me: WARRRRRANTT???

[GUS GANG 💔 @LILPEEPAHR]

💔

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

my mom did such a great job raising me .. when i have kids fuck it im a let her raise them too

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

ugly female: can i come thru what’s the addy?
me: p sherman 42 wallyby way sydney

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

@JODYHiGHROLLER @yunggravy

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i want someone to want me as bad as trump wants his wall smh

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

hickory dickory dock
im gonna shoot myself with a glock

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

hippy girls will cheat on u then be like “im spreading my energy to other souls 🍂🌿🌻” .. bitch u cheated on me

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

i told a joke at a funeral & nobody laughed.. one nigga was dead tho

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

bitches go to the hospital & cant wait to post they bracelet on the snap

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

ghostemane: *satanic yodeling over dangerous amounts of bass*

me: *turns to friend* shit fire right bro

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

someone said Nintendo put a hit out on him lmaooo

[People @people]

Soulja Boy Involved in Car Accident Due to Southern California Mudslides: "My Car Got Stuck" https://t.co/jHjMDgfeZR

[97Vercetti @LuisVercetti]

when Trippie Redd said aaaaaaAAAaaaa i felt that shit