Oye!

Que delicia lo mutuo, las ganas, el gusto.

[Blair @vanillabun777]

you guys don’t ignore people enough, that’s why you are stressed all the time

[𝕹𝖞𝖝𝖆𝖗𝖆 @YoungStarOn]

Cuando estoy enfadada y escucho a alguien decir: «Ella siempre es así»:

[Alejo @bjs_alejo2]

Siempre me hacen lo mismo

[Abbie🤎👜 @Abbietrends]

If you think girls are gold diggers, you've never seen how boys act when they discover a girl who lives alone…

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i love twitter because i’m not the craziest one here

[mayank @maynkydvv]

talking to yourself is fun till u get caught 😭

[nenamounstro @nenamounstro]

Imagínate cederle el voto a tu marido, ese al que le encargas perejil y te trae cilantro.

[Diego Andariego @DiegoAndariego]

¿Que tipo de bandida eres según tu hamburguesa?

- Sencilla
- Doble
- Triple

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams aura energy approaching.

[mayank @maynkydvv]

a woman will ghost you and the whole time she waiting for you to text back again

[yagi @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[C. @LoremIpsum__]

Si algo nos demostró junio es que se puede trabajar 4 días a la semana y todo va a funcionar bien

[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Silence mixed with distance will kill any chance to reconcile with anyone.

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

the subtle art of thinking about someone and never reaching out

[isabel f. @ohcrefasi]

dios le da sus ubers más habladores a sus guerreros más no verbales

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

This is a message for clothing stores as a girl.. WE DON’T ALL WANT CROP TOPS

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I can’t stand when someone types “hello” on Microsoft teams and waits for a response. Please just type out what you want in the first message.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.