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I mostly tweet about Functional Programming, bikes & urbanism. Works @CompStak, maintainer of @typelevel Cats 🐱 I care about equality. He/him

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@holgerGP @autoweirdfm git push --brechstange 😂

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Hello Twitter friends, I'm officially looking for a new job in NYC or remote. I'm pretty good at typed functional programming (mostly in Scala) so, please DM me if that sounds like a good fit! Retweets would be much appreciated :)

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@NYC_DOT How is it looking on this front?

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@akgerber It was nice while it lasted! Now back to cleaning my drivetrain all the time 🥲

[Gabriele Petronella 🦋 gabro27.bsky.social @gabro27]

I’m care you’re wondering how JDG script plays out:
- write an apparently objective analysis on something
- innocently dunk on the competitor (“IJ, Metals? Abysmal, they get an F!”)
- use the dunk to promote something that directly brings money to its company

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@GergelyOrosz the mlk quote, wow I cannot

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@velvetbaldmime There's a lounge? I never got the invite and I've been blocked for years 😂

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@GershKuntzman Yesterday I was riding my bike out late (10PMish) when a car with plate covers honks at me then speeds by and runs a red at the next intersection. These people think they're untouchable, thank you for service!

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@xychelsea Celeste!

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@DavidDecosimo Wait, you searched for tweets with 'PR' and 'richest' and then wonder why the results all mention them? lmao galaxy brain take

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@ggreenwald Wait, you searched for tweets with 'PR' and 'richest' and then wonder why the results all say the same thing? lmao galaxy brain take

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/

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@toniogela Please do! :)

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@toniogela Oh, glad you liked it! This is one of my favorites as well, was really fun to write!

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@MaxRivlinNadler @Newyorkist @HellGateNY 🥴🥴🥴🥴

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@Andy_Bloch @doppioslash @Walgreens How did we the naming scheme go from greek letters to these terrible names? BA.2.75.2? Who has time to pronounce all that? 🥲🥲

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@jonorcutt @Streetfilms @NYC_DOT Wow, I can't believe this 😑

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@mat4nier Thank you, yes indeed! I'm doing pretty well all things considered, hope it is the same for you :)

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@mat4nier Yay! Happy to help! :)

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@mat4nier Hmm I'm pretty sure this exists as Alternative#separate, but maybe that's not exactly it