LukaKerryn💋| is a Lowlife

Professional shit talker, mum & 20-something grandma. SOA, HP, Disney, LOTR. Yungblud, Paramore & Hollywood Undead are my faves. 🖤♎️

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Omg we’re back again 😅

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If you don’t re-read your own tweets and laugh about how funny you are, are you even a libra?

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Things I took for granted before having kids:
• Not having to teach someone how to use the toilet.
And a spinoff from that:
• 5-6 year olds being able to use the toilet.

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@mssierraalexis Bruh the parents fault? Like where are they for starters and why does your kid get some sick joy out of beating a dog?

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Whoever it is that decides the school uniform and always makes the kids wear white for P.E. Your mums a hoe 🖕🏻

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@mssierraalexis I DONT BLAME YOU OMG IM SO JEALOUS

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@HidelowPolitics @matriarchybaby The blonde woman on the floor and the man in shorts were both verbally abusing police while they were trying to detain the man with the red scarf on his head. Trying to push past the police to get to him as he was being detained. How about you get your facts straight?

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@mssierraalexis Can confirm it most likely is the same

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My favourite part of the eras tour was watching my friend rage scream the lyrics that hit the hardest.
That day was therapy for all of us and I love that.
No non-swiftie will ever understand the way Taylor heals us.
@tswifterastour

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Why is everyone’s Nan obsessed with one particular thing

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@mssierraalexis Lmfao me 😆

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If I don’t see Dom @yungblud wearing the Phoenix Lake t-shirt we gifted him soon I’m gonna start a riot. 😤

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Y’all this festival best not be shit :/

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My whole Fb timeline is mental health links and quotes so I think it’s safe to say I’m fucking struggling bruhh

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@CJTMurder Embrace teamwork even when you differ in opinion

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If you don’t also read your best friend’s daily horoscope are you actually besties

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@CJTMurder I shit you not it actually was lmao

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Remember before I got my licence & I was all “my car will be spotless” and now I have old McDonald’s sauces just hanging in the centre console