Lukas

Ganymede Elegy

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

Already too emotionally invested in Joel and Ellie, not sure I can do this story all the way through again.

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

@MayaLoweX Dublin in a nutshell

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

The most appropriate Sunday of all time for this meme. Wasn’t to be this year. Happy New year from my bedroom haha

[Axe @westernunion2k]

"Can you cover my shift Sunday?"

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

Absolutely vintage simpsons.

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

Lot of fuel for the “birds are government drones” fire.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

European starlings are so good at mimicry, they can even do human speech.

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

I’ve just seen 4 tweets in a row that are all 10/10 about the situation happening. Twitter remains the goat.

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

I knew the time spent learning it wasn’t wasted now.

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

Seriously busy and hectic last 9 days but v enjoyable. Another 3 big days ahead, burning the candle hard at both ends but loving it.

[Deirdre Nugent (Minister) @deirdrenugent4]

I was in the car with my Uncle earlier. He doesn't use indicators. He said it's nobody's feckin business where he's going.

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

@JoshBill4 Unlucky mate

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

Getting called the morning of Paddy’s day to go to work is my villain origin story.

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

Russia actually invaded Ukraine, World War III is trending on Twitter and all anyone is doing is making high quality memes about it. Never change Twitter.

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

Wild

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

Teenage me very happy with seeing Benjamin Francis Leftwich live tonight, especially when he mixed a lot of old music into the set. Great.

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

My dad is the champion of saying “to cut a long story short” and then tells an even longer story. Very impressive stuff.

[Lukas @Lukas_Morrison]

People could be using wordle to plan my untimely demise and I would have no idea because it is a complete mystery to me.

[Bill Badbody @Bill_Badbody]

”I Didn’t Enjoy That At All” Gas Bastard With Empty Plate Tells Waiter

https://t.co/fbicxdjKgR