Cool Hand Luke

Didn't want to offend you with any trigger words.....

[Jordan Payton @LEGIQN]

#DatingAdvice

Have cute pet nicknames for each other like, "Pumpkin" or "Who are you and how did you get into my apartment?".

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

am I the only one who feels this pressured 😩😂💀

[East Compton Clovers fan acct. @94wasagoodyear]

Colin Kaepernick's reaction when the National Anthem came on

[Jordan Payton @LEGIQN]

#DatingAdvice

Send her pics of your stuffed animals that all have legal first and last names. If she even replies buy an engagement ring.

[Cool Hand Luke @LukeAmrhein]

I'm tired of all these monkey fightin snakes on this monday to friday plane...

[Cool Hand Luke @LukeAmrhein]

Wait for no one to make there move

[Cool Hand Luke @LukeAmrhein]

High school girls I get older and they stay the same age yes they do...... yes they do..... @chanceallen45

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

History. Made.
Carmelo Anthony passes LeBron James to become Team USA's all-time Olympic leading scorer.

[Jordan Payton @LEGIQN]

#DatingAdvice

Ladies, take him to see David Blaine on the first date. Remind him if he cheats on you, he too will disappear like magic.

[Maggie Bennett @maggi3_bennett]

Don’t depend too much on anyone in this world because even your own shadow leaves you when you are in darkness

[Jordan Payton @LEGIQN]

#DatingAdvice Be secure in your talents. Her grandmother's funeral is a great place to show off your juggling skills for the whole family!

[Hova @YellingMadman]

This kid sitting behind me is obviously a fucking kick boxer because he has been beating the shit out of my seat the whole flight.

[Cool Hand Luke @LukeAmrhein]

You don't want a boyfriend...... You want a man slave 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

[Cool Hand Luke @LukeAmrhein]

Bandwagon fans are the worst😠😠😠😠

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

@9millmoss ask ur girlfriend...

[Jay Moss @9millmoss]

@OBJ_3 if you shop at target and had to use the bathroom men or women ?cuz I can't identify what you are

[Cool Hand Luke @LukeAmrhein]

@AlphaWholeWheat Not sure so many people want to do teams I think its partners again talk to Dustin he will put you in somehow

[Cool Hand Luke @LukeAmrhein]

@AlphaWholeWheat 9-5 isn't bad I just checked.... football should be starting soon!

[Cool Hand Luke @LukeAmrhein]

@AlphaWholeWheat Hey we made playoffs in fantasy didn't we? lol