Luke B.

Boy genius who likes whiskey, beer, and steak; hair like Jimmy Neutron. Don't act like you're not impressed.

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

@agonyhope1817 You got this! And even if you don't, if you can convince people that you do, you're golden.

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

I should text her.

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

@Theo_TJ_Jordan That is the rotator valve gasket for a 1987 Chevrolet Cavalier.

[TenthAmendmentCenter @TenthAmendment]

Trump is a socialist who is unfit for office.

[Mario Lemieux @MarioLemieuxFdn]

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[Nick’s Dank Memes @Nicksdankmemes3]

Not even kidding…

[NHL '94 Podcast @NHL94Podcast]

Insert the game, turn on the console, and you are playing right away.

No patches. No long load times. No endless cut scenes.

We had it so good growing up.

[Kentucky Statesman @ky_statesman]

It all starts to make sense when you realize that both of these filthy traitors are on exactly the same team.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@marklevinshow Sounds like you’re bitter that I ratioed you and you had to delete your lying dishonest tweet about my friend @FmrRepMTG, or face a lawsuit.

Tune in to CSPAN Monday to hear my speech honoring the Americans who were visciously attacked by Israel while serving on the USS Liberty.

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

@3YearLetterman I am eating my weight in steak and fries watching the Pirates trying not to cry because of the childhood ptsd of 1992.

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

@5StringsInTX @RealitySalesman It was so good on gas! You could dump the cheapest garbage ever in their and it ran like a champ. My car needs premium now and gets ~15-18 MPG now. I am so thankful I wfh now because I'd be spending around $50 a week on gas.

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

@RealitySalesman Top Gear did everything they could to bust their Toyota Hilux. Damn shame they dont sell thise things here!

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

@5StringsInTX @RealitySalesman Mine was an 05. Surprisingly zippy for such a small car.

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

@JJ_Kitchen40 Bluff or bust.
#GoDukes

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

In preparation of their move to the suburbs of Gary, Indiana, the Bears have changed their name to the Gary Garys.

@ingelramdecoucy

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

New Chicago Bears helmet.

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

Sammy Khalifa

#LetsGoBucs

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

All-Time MLB Draft

Every player is available for the entirety of his career. Babe Ruth goes off the board at pick #1

Who do you select at #2?

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

Where the hell is @liberalismONCMD? Come back you drunk naked fool. I need to make fun of the Braves tonight.

[Pirates of the Allegheny @OfTheAllegheny]

Taking it to the MLB-best Braves in their stadium huh? (This tweet will not back fire)

[Luke B. @LukeB_CREATOR]

@melfeelswaggish I still think you're a strong, beautiful woman who could totally flip me back to your side.