Luke Daniels

Opinionite, dictator, scruff, non-conformist & cat fancier. I have a pub. The best damn pub in fact.

[Luke Daniels @LukeBagofNails]

So, we still don't allow children into the pub no matter how much you anonymously bitch about us on Tripadvisor afterwards.Or dogs, sorry :(

[Luke Daniels @LukeBagofNails]

Some please kick Donald Trump in his cunt. Just think of the children !!

[Luke Daniels @LukeBagofNails]

@katiesol That was your complete response to criticism ? And you want to make it in 'journalism' ? Good luck.

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@katiesol your interview with Slowthai was the most uninsightful & bland that I think I have ever read. Did Q ask you to do it that way?

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@katiesol I'm glad that you were thinking about me. So what are his views on Brexit ? The article brings it up but doesn't enlighten at all.

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@NedsOverEgypt @Andy60ten @piersmorgan Cool. I don't mind being wrong, I'll hope it anyway. That cunt obviously never reads tweets anyhow.

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Game of Shite more like. How fucking bad is it now ?

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@NedsOverEgypt @Andy60ten Is it wrong to hope @piersmorgan burns to death in a car crash this afternoon ?

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@EdthePubMan Rule #8. Babies and toddlers MUST be stored in the cellar.

[Luke Daniels @LukeBagofNails]

So are cockdog cool now or are they still a bunch of dishonest corporate fucks ?

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Turns out you can't say the word niggardly these days without ignorant youngsters taking offense.

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How hard is it to mention basic product info on a fucking pump clip ? Why do I have to constantly deface them ?

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@PeteBrownBeer why don't those criteria apply to cask beer ?

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@PeteBrownBeer I hate poncy food.

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Anybody who uses uber is a cunt who is not

[Luke Daniels @LukeBagofNails]

"Let's all get our lady cocks out and put them on the table."

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@LibertyMediaATL Please helo Najah Yusuf.

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@LewisHamilton Please help Najah Yusuf.

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@AffinityBrewCo A little birdie told me you had a few issues with your cask beer fest.Feel free to give me a shout if you need some guidance

[Luke Daniels @LukeBagofNails]

If Gove becomes PM then folks will start throwing rocks & smashing windows & I couldn't blame them.

[Luke Daniels @LukeBagofNails]

Oh I am sure this is going to be the best dark beer that I shall drink this year