LukeBonitz

What do you wanna know about Philly sports? Twitch: luktenantdan

[Haley Whipjack @whippedjack]

but we.... we know how he became.... they explain it in the first movie....

[LukeBonitz @LukeBonitz1]

Bryce Huff and CJGJ going on a media revenge tour against the Eagles is an interesting choice, two guys who are on their 3rd and 6th team before the age of 30 lmao

[LukeBonitz @LukeBonitz1]

Why does CJ talk about the Eagles every single month lmao

[SleeperEagles @SleeperEagles]

“Saquon (Barkley), I hope you’re happy! You see that band’s getting broken up.”

— Former #Eagles safety CJ Gardner Johnson, via @ByTimGraham...

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

I still don’t understand why people don’t just buy PCs and hook them up to their TVs with an HDMI cable.

[LukeBonitz @LukeBonitz1]

Leave my team outta this🤣🤣🤣

[Sports Crave @SportsCrave_]

🚨BREAKING: Paul George was seen licking a girl's foot and sucking toes during the Knicks’ Championship parade 👀😳

[kordell @lledrook]

jayson tatum gonna throw his phone when he sees this

[LukeBonitz @LukeBonitz1]

Jesus christ leave Jalen alone!🤣

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

REPORT: "Some close to Jalen Hurts feel that the Eagles did not support him enough when some constructively insightful stories came out this postseason about some of his deficiencies on the field...No one spoke up publicly on Hurts’ behalf as they did [Carson] Wentz [back in 2019]."

(via @JSantoliquito via @BleedingGreen)

[Dom Italiano @itsdomyoutube]

If I throw a pick into triple coverage and a subway ad pops up for a ham and cheese sandwich i'll light my xbox on fire

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Yeah man can I get the Supergirl cup with extra foreskin

[LukeBonitz @LukeBonitz1]

Gotta stand on business if you sign a wall like that🤣 dude is acting weird

[Jeff Skversky @JeffSkversky]

👀 AJ Brown was asked about reports he signed a wall at the Eagles facility before leaving, writing:

“The best to ever play here. Always open.”

The New Patriots star WR didn’t want to get into it.

“I appreciated my time in Philly.”

[Iron Heart ❤️ @Thickfitjen]

Pause?!

[reyrey♈️ @missshrey_]

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

"Russians and Donald Trump are what is causing all the stabbings and phone snatchings."

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

Relax buddy 😂😂😂😂

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

(knee, jail) is absolutely frying me

[Mike Zavagno @MZavagno11]

Adam Silver wants to ensure you sign all the mid veterans so you can finish as close to 41-41 as possible. Whoever finishes the season with the most games closest to their gambling lines will be awarded the first overall pick sponsored by FanDuel

[LukeBonitz @LukeBonitz1]

This makes zero sense, Adam Silver sucks

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Breaking: The NBA's Board of Governors has passed new anti-tanking rules that include expanding the draft lottery from 14 to 16 teams, a relegation zone where the bottom 3 teams get penalized with lessened chances for the No. 1 pick, and flattened odds, sources tell ESPN.

[Hoops Reference @HoopsReference]

Adam Silver is the worst thing to ever happen to the NBA

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

“He caught a short hitch.”

[Calcinha Da Ana Frango Eletrico @gozafarofaa]

Já disse e vou repetir: o unico vilão "Mais inteligente do mundo" que foi de fato inteligente, Foi Ozymandias, o vilão de Watchmen, que é de fato escrito por uma pessoa INTELIGENTE

a diferença entre esses dois vilões é que um deles é escrito por alguem inteligente