Luke 🅱️oylan

I’m not aging brilliantly if I’m being honest

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

I need the Simpsons to predict me getting a gf cause ion see it happening any other way

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Thank you Simpsons

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

I need the Simpsons to predict me getting a gf cause ion see it happening any other way

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

@ewanthespoon Hate when this happens

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

@bobby12808474 You couldn’t fight off a cold

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Where’s the coke ad

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Turning off the capital letter at the start of your sentence doesn’t make you cool or edgy

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

@ewanthespoon @VancityReynolds

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Part time centra worker, full time fanny magnet

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Only one more lockdown till Christmas guys

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Cats don’t have breeds they have colours and if you disagree you’re part of the problem

[Scott Molloy @MercenaryMolloy]

Just a quick update,

I've resumed training and it's been going great. I'm really looking forward to returning to events when I feel ready.

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

@ScottyDavisSSM The Supreme Suplex Machine is back 👍🏿👍🏿

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Take the lol out of that sentence and say what you mean with chest

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Paper straws at the cinema should be illegal

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Four years on this kip and you all still haven’t made me viral yet, cowards

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Still can’t believe they gave that girl car from the first cars film a tramp stamp

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

That holding out for a hero song from shrek had me going primal as well

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

You’ve bested me this year @hayfever

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

Don’t fart in the shower, it’s friendly fire

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

I always forget I have hay fever till I’m halfway through cutting the grass and by then it’s already too late

[Luke 🅱️oylan @LukeBoylan69]

@michaelmcb7773 No