luke brumit quotes

Certified Pimp. Vietnam Enthusiast. Lover of High Jump.

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*Fails lifeguard test*
“Who woulda guessed you actually need to know how to swim to be a lifeguard”

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“I had balls once.”

[Trey Roets @TreyRoets]

@trenton15hayes 🧠 🧠 🧠

[ᴶᴬᴰᴱ ᴴᴬᴿᴳᴵˢ @JadeHargis]

gotta be @DeBoRaH__iVy

[Carter Gilchrist @gilchristcar5]

i’ll take anyone but @Alex_Martin3117

[Jacob Shonk @jshonk18]

@GaryClinton08 and it’s not even close

[Trenton Hayes @trenton15hayes]

Gotta be @brumit29

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If this was the titanic and you were on a safety raft and there was only 1 spot left, out of the people in the webb city basketball program who would you save?... retweet with your answer

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“If Coach Walker was a dictator he would win every war.”

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“Your either a simp or a pimp, there is no in between”

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Coach Walker: “What’s your favorite book?” Me: “Mein Kampf.”

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“When you think your life is terrible... just remember it could be worse... you could be in the Holocaust”

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“The only sure fire way to not get ghosted these days is to get her pregnant”

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I’m back baby.

[bella:) @belluhbaker]

@BrumitLuke wait that’s not enough letters

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“Being gay is just gay”

Sent in by: @GrantGoltra

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“She looks like a mixture of the grinch and M*** ******... but skinnier” ($5 on whoever guesses the person)

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“When in doubt, pocket comb it out”

Sent in by: @shelbyensminger

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If you have a Quote of Luke’s that you think should go up dm me it. I’ll tag you in the tweet as well.