Lucas

Wine is fine but whiskey is quicker.

[Lucas @LukeClewer]

The story my Dad told me after I asked him why would you start a charity when there's millions of people in poverty

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@sianswanborough Whut..

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

#AccidentalPartridge

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Mikel Artetas hairline is a thing of beauty #lcfcvcity

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Can’t trust the British public with nothing, you vote to leave the EU yet you rate Drake & Josh only 3.5 stars on IMDB 😒 #HugMeBrother

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Kid complains about £1400, I had to pay £2300 for my first year AND I could only drive the can of shite from 0700 to 2200 😒

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Cooked dinner for one person and overestimated it so now I’m having it for lunch everyday next week 🙂

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I may sound like an OAP but there is a young chap in the gym wearing a full kit tracksuit with SOCKS AND SANDALS! What has happened to the youth of today?!

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@sianswanborough @bet365bingo It’s a ❤️ for me!

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@bet365bingo @sianswanborough RT or ❤️ for you?

[Lucas @LukeClewer]

Went and booked a cinema ticket for #FirstMan, rocked up 15 mins late, all flustered after rushing around we sat down in the nearest seats but the movie was playing already, it was only 30 mins into the film we realised we were watching #BadTimesAtTheElRoyal 😩😂 #Clueless

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@eleanorbristowe I got a phone interview with a Woman but no further 😭 I’ll keep applying every year till they get fed up of me and buckle 😂

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Having a #CheekyNandos on my birthday, forgot the chinos! 🤦🏼‍♂️

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#InterMiami sounds like any blokes fantasy football team name

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1 Step forward, 2 Steps back. #KneeTweet #Irony

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#AllOrNothing Man City love it! Great insight into Peps mentality and you can see why they won the league

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Right, so how come bloody horse riders can prance around riding their things on public footpaths and then let it shit everywhere without picking it up, Poo five times as big deserves a fine five times as much 🐴🙅🏽‍♂️

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Sam Allardyce getting sacked was the best thing that’s happened to this country #ItsComingHome

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@jordannorth1 You know when you’ve made it in life when you go to a gym with a tele IN the changing rooms 💵 💵 💵

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Why has Lee On Solent become chav central for twatty boy racers and hairdryer motorbikes to race around the streets at night now 😒😒