Luke Desmarais

Hi I'm Luke. Thats it that's the bio.

[Kawhi Leonard @Way2Whi]

As I Return.

[Ethel Caincel @boucheramore]

biking slow af taking up the whole lane on Bloor gonna hit like crack 🤤🤤🤤

[naoise @eitherohgren]

i love canadas addiction to creating meaningless stat holidays purely because sometimes its nice to have a long weekend. you can pry august long weekend out of my cold, dead hands

[mau @rllydu]

things in my circus:
- my monkeys
- a tamed lion that does not concern himself
- an elephant in the room
- 1 clown (me)

[The Breakdown @TheBreakdownAB]

Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation ain’t having the separatists rhetoric from Smith or her ilk…

#abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Realest shit an animated character has ever said

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

@jake_desmarais They’ve been testing trains since at least 2023 summer and maybe even summer of 2022. Driving past Egliton on the way to work I have seen the grass on the tracks live die and live again. The stations surface level look old already.

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

If you know someone who works in tax check in on them today, the deadline to file these was March 31st which means all the work has been done and for nothing. Countless hours of work for almost every accounting firm in the country down the drain…

[Canada Revenue Agency @CanRevAgency]

📣 Alert! Bare trusts are exempt from trust reporting requirements for 2023.

Find out more ➡️ https://t.co/xZFRdfXxEh #CdnTax

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

@WfromDeBall This is why watching raptors games isn’t the same anymore

[No Dunks @NoDunksInc]

bars

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

Minnesota set the record for attendance at a women’s hockey game and even if Toronto could sell that many tickets our stadium can’t even get within 10k of the record.

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

Toronto is the Arizona Coyotes of the PWHL, Minnesota plays in a NHL stadium and Toronto gets a college stadium. Embarrassing for a city that considers themselves one of the top tier hockey cities.

[Cole Hayes @cole__hayes]

THREAD: As many of you know I’m a journalism student at the University of Toronto and I’m taking an LGBTQ+ studies course as an elective and for my final project I am writing a research paper about hockey’s relationship with the LGBTQ+ community.

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

Someone get me the votes per sign for this Toronto election.

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

@bendes31 I know I got mine late but man I’m at like 20 hours and still haven’t finished the Zora storyline which is the first I’m doing

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

@bendes31 This guy already finished!?

[Luke Desmarais @LukeDesmarais]

There is no better ad for Bell Fibe than watching the leafs playoff game in the club

[Bennett Des @bendes31]

Anyone have an extra ticket to the @sdpnsports live podcast show tomorrow night in Kingston? 🎟️ I found a friend who would like to come with me (It's super hard to find a Leafs fan at Queens).

Will pay above original ticket price, and I would appreciate a RT if you can't 😁