Luke🇾🇪

[Luke🇾🇪 @LukeDimmock]

Kidderminster at its absolute finest this morning

[Callum Hands @Handsey]

Hello this is Mrs Cooper Simon’s mother year 12

[Evan @EvanMcFarlane]

Partners getting up for work in the morning while you’re still waiting on the teams warming up.

[Dr Yash  @YashRMFC]

When Ronaldo had all of Spain stressing over a free kick like it was a penalty. The fear in their eyes, man

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's Carrick, you know ❤️

🇾🇪 We are delighted to announce Michael Carrick will continue as our head coach, having signed a new contract.

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

Goal : Sesko
Assist : Bruno Fernandes

Scoreline Brighton 5 Man Utd 1

Manchester United fans :

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[MO @raptorAFC]

I can’t lie man Xabi Alonso is exonerated for this whole season. He was asked to be in charge of Arkham Asylum

[adidas @adidas]

In this Backyard, it’s “win or go home,” and this crew hasn’t left since the 90's.

Where there’s a pitch, there’s a legend.

#YouGotThis

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

MAN. OF. THE. MOMENT.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

The definition of professionalism. 😂

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

WHAT ARE WE ACTUALLY DOING TO FOOTBALL NOW?!😡

Bin VAR off now, how’s the game being pulled back for that😭😭😭

[carson @ethncrsn]

Ahhahahhahahahahhahaa

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

overheard on the train this morning:

"i think that guys listening to our conversation”

[lynk @lynk0x]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Wayne Broadhurst, 49, who died as a result of the knife attack in Uxbridge. A council binman and well-respected member of the local community. Tragic.

[Johnnyred🇾🇪 @thegaffer1969]

What would they do without United?

[James @Jmes_80]

What fucking weirdo sets fireworks off early October? Dogs shit itself and knocked the Christmas tree over.