Luke Draper

Leader. Visionary. Innovator... I, am none of these. I'm an actor/theatre techie that occasionally says some funny ish. Enjoy!

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

@unisa all contact numbers are down and no one is emailing me back. I'm having problems accepting the offer that I was messaged about. It doesn't recognise my name. Please help me because my time to respond is coming up to an end.

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

@benandjerrys I just saw an emo kid eating icecream, good to know even they can enjoy something.

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

People say I look like @JimCarrey, I don't see it. My mom actually met Jim Carrey but that was like 28 years ago.

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

You'll always think the fight is over in a film until someone shouts "Hey asshole!", then you realise the fight's just about to start. #truestory #fight #lifelessons

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

#Eminem goes all out on a ton of rappers and starts a civil war.
*Cut across to Macklemore in his living room*
@Macklemore: Phew dodged that bullet😂

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

Woop woop! #standup #comedy #propcomedy

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

#bestspeech I've ever gotten.

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

Watching #CobraKai makes me wanna do martial arts training again.

So if anyone has a car that needs waxing or a fence that needs painting, let me know. #cobrakaiseries

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

Come out to UJ and watch me do my thing tomorrow evening 😎 #UJ

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

Catch you guys on Saturday 😎

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

I don't have a soul.

I traded my soul for a shirt that says I traded my soul and all I got was this stupid T-shirt.

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

Almost time for #infinitywar... Which means we get to see the other half of the movie the trailers haven't shown us.

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

If you think someone cares about you... See if they say bless you after a 4th sneeze😒

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

After 5pm is when the #kauai employees get to be in change of the AUX cable.

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

@DonovanGoliath @nickgoliath @SamsungMobileSA Captonians solving the water crisis with emotions.

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

@DonovanGoliath @nickgoliath @SamsungMobileSA How Capetonians react to listening to Toto's "Africa"

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

How much step could a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? #Dubstep

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

Alright... ready for the best business plan ever? #SouthPark

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

Everything is a boomerang if you throw it up. #thingsthatmakeyougohmm

[Luke Draper @LukeDraper17]

I can only handle my Indian food 3 corners at a time. #samosa #indianfood