Luke

just know this... it's gonna be that

[Luke @LukeG543]

@CGJXXIII Ahh the classic "only God can judge me" part of the process that comes after the "people called me out for saying something shitty" part of the process

[Josie ♪ @MsBin117]

Average US senator passport

[NFL @NFL]

BREAKING: Patriots, CB Christian Gonzalez agree to 4-year, $135M deal with $102M guaranteed.

(via @RapSheet)

[Luke @LukeG543]

@animeisht @BLouu Nah telling the customer how much to tip is crazy even for Americans

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Democrats should put together their own voter ID bill.

It contains ONE thing... it demands that all voters have a specific ID that is free of charge and easily accessible. Nothing else appears in the bill... just the ID.

Why? Because watch Republicans reject it 100%. It's not just about IDs, folks. It's about the two dozen other provisions in those bills. Show the public that the ID part is pure theater.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Belgium wants to play us at our favorite sport

Game on

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

Jayson Tatum: Man I’m enjoying my offseason!

Average Jaylen Brown subplot:

[Hyper 🌪️ @HyperISU]

USA is getting steroid and paid refs allegations in SOCCER.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

It is okay to be Jewish.

It is okay to attend your local synagogue.

It is okay to celebrate Hannukah.

It is not okay to use white phosphorus on civilians in Gaza and Lebanon.

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

they've built concentration camps and i'm expected to act like it's a mere difference of political opinion

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

This remains one of the few times a journalist stood up to the orange fascist with a simple question: “Do you regret all the lying you've done to the American people?"
~ S.V. Dáte, HuffPost correspondent

[Terrell The Leftist🌹✊🏾 @TerrellLeftist]

Voters: We want Universal Healthcare

Democrats: Okay we'll do that

Healthcare Lobby: If you do that, the $20 -
$70 million we give you is cut off

Democrats: Whoah, we need that money. How about we allow most of the party to vote yes, but we get at least 3 dems to vote no so that it will fail, this way the heat is on those 3 democrats instead of the whole party. This way the party looks like we want to give it to the people, but we cant because those 3 Democrats stopped it.

[Mal | 🇺🇸 BIDEN DOESNT HAVE DEMENTIA 🇺🇸 @malhdavis]

The administration who convinced an entire generation of Americans to not go to college and pick up a trade instead has now decided they’re going to shut down the nations largest trade school who trained and educated the entire generation of Americans who were told not to go to college.

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

3.28 #ToAllWhoCelebrate

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

Pete Hegseth’s Middle East Strategy

[Khaled @VyprCEO]

If you sum up the last 20 years of the US-Iran relationship, it reads like this:

US: Do not peruse nuclear weapons

Iran: Ok we signed the nuclear proliferation treaty

US: Too bad, you’re getting sanctioned

Iran: Ok

US: Stop pursuing nuclear weapons

Iran: We’re not; we’re generating energy just like other countries.

US: Sign a deal and have us inspect what you’re doing

Iran: Ok, deal signed, inspectors welcome

US: Too bad, deal canceled and you’re getting more sanctions

Iran: Ok

US: Stop pursuing nukes or else

Iran: Look, we did everything you’ve asked

US: Too bad, we’re gonna bomb you anyway. That girl school looks like a good target *BOOM*

Israel: *bombs Iran

Iran: *defends itself

Israel: “The evil regime of Iran is targeting our civilians”

US: “Iran is cutting heads off babies”

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

fortunately US didn't elect a woman president to prattle on cluelessly about interior decorating in a time of war; if so, calls for her impeachment would be immediate.

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

That’s just not the answer you want to that question

[Luke @LukeG543]

@miloblake99 @Gilgamesh1201 @nflrums A simple Google search of "Martellus Bennett now" and/or "Martellus Bennett net worth" will show you he is a children's book author, created a TV show that will air on Disney, and is worth around 22 million dollars