Luke Gartside

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

“If they really are refugees, why don’t they have to stay in the first safe country they reach?”

“Why don’t they just claim asylum in France?”

Here is my answer, once & for all. To Jonathan Gullis, and to everyone else who ever wondered.
#RefugeesWelcome

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

@archer_rs @_DHOTYA

[Andrew Connelly @connellyandrew]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Less than 30k in London is a terrible salary whatever the gig, let alone one where you are doxxed by your attention-seeking oaf of a boss.

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

@Peston @SuellaBraverman God she’s awful. Also why does she say ‘Keeeenya’ like that

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

@anne_theriault Also, if you haven't listened to the entire Revisionist History archive you're in for a treat!

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

@anne_theriault Rivers, Lakes and Data Centres in Irish Folklore by @Rubberbandits (Blindboy Podcast) and the ep after it, feat. @ManchanMagan. Pocahontas on 'Short History Of'. The whole of @EmpirePodUK. The whole of 'Crypto Island', 'Missing Richard Simmons' and @thememorypalace.

[Peter Neville @peteneville65]

For those who don't fully understand what is up with the NHS, here is a thread for you that might help.

I'm a consultant physician working as a doctor in the NHS in Yorkshire and Wales for 32 years now. I have experienced the NHS at its best (2008) and its worst (2022).

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

@AGoldmund Seems prime for ep 1 of a RA comeback series. Come one @AGoldmund, @PJVogt.

[Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch]

I once had an illicit vegetable garden in prison. We smuggled fresh veggies into the cell blocks. A thread...

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

AKA GOAT VOC

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

Can we all agree Darlene Love, not Buble, is the definitive VOC (voice of Christmas)…

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

Striking fr Tory MP @timloughton on lack of legal asylum routes.

“I’m a 16yo orphan from an African country escaping a war zone & religious persecution. I have a sibling legally in UK at moment. What is the safe & legal route for me to come to the UK?"
https://t.co/EpbKjWpdeq

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

On the other, vast staff shortages across the country, putting massive pressure on small businesses and the economy at large. If only there was an obvious solution.

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

@ShelaghFogarty - On one hand, thousands of bright, skilled, eager-to-work asylum seekers stuck in hotels while they await processing by the home office, prevented from working and forced to live on a taxpayer-provided pittance...

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

Daily Telegraph:

• 24th Sept. 2013: Vote Ed Miliband & you’ll suffer energy blackouts.

• 12th Oct. 2022: Blackouts would be a really good way to punish our youth.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

We've done our own mini-budget (check out https://t.co/KxoAIpmd3M)

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

@Hasanpatel @BBCNews @peterjukes @Hardeep_Matharu @BylineTimes @mrjamesob Also, to give him his due @OwenJones84 wrote extensively about them in his book The Establishment in 2014!

[Luke Gartside @LukeGartside]

@PoliticsJOE_UK I hope someone slow clapped him for the duration

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

artificial intelligence is taking over