Luke Getsy

Parody account of the Chicago Bears Offensive Coordinator coach. Certified genius who made Aaron Rodgers good at QB.

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

I’m upset Cody Whitehair got hurt today. That stopped my genius plan of rotating that weirdo Teven Jenkins with the superior Lucas Patrick at RG. Totally why we lost.

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@LeadingReport Source?

[James Fox @JamesFox917]

This can’t be true. I heard on Chicago radio Friday that the #Bears didn’t know what they were doing and didn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt.

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

You mean the government run, at that time, by *checks notes* Donald Trump?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Government paid Twitter millions of dollars to censor info from the public

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

correct. ✅

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@danwiederer Excuse me sir, ain’t nothing broken with MY offense. Not my fault I no longer have a HOF/MVP QB to carry me.

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@druz3310 @MichaelGus57 Listen bub, when’s the last time you worked with Aaron Rodgers? Never? That’s right! Go sit in your corner.

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@MichaelGus57 @Mr_Jay369

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@danielrtripp Nothing compared to me!

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@HashTagWhiteSox You motherfu….

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@BrendanSugrue

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@Zack_Pearson Well, it’s definitely not my offense!

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@P_Shels @Mr_Jay369 One is infinitely better looking though!

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@iamnotlarry_ Relax. I’m totally fixing Justin Fields.

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

So I know this Zappe kid looks better against the Packers than Fields did but it’s okay. Everything is totally fine.

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

Without me, Justin Fields wouldn’t have broken the century mark for passing yards today. I only call the best plays that fit everybody’s skill sets!

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

As Aaron Rodgers always says: relax guys. This offense is a top 1 unit in my brain! You’ll see.

[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

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[Luke Getsy @LukeGetsy1]

@SouthsideDeetch Firing me, Daryl, Joe, and Tony.