Luke (De) Goldi

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

What the fuck am I meant to do with this? Give me that little fish sauce bottle. Sushi gone woke

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

@tatedoinz Spot on Craig. Too many city slickers wouldnt know their way around a d-shackle. Wait until us country men get a hold of them… cheers goldi

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Some cunts definitely towing trailers for the fuck of it

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

I have never seen a meatloaf in real life

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Can’t fathom how bad the movie trap is. Brutal watch, woke.

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Rock up to site and ryans here wtf

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Nick Maxwell just nearly took mark of the year in the goal square #lionsvsbulldogs

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Swinging the hammer all day, just been hanging for a cuppa tea on the couch

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

No spare tire, no insurance. Dont even give a fuck

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Fuck gold coast are gonna be a good team this year and thats coming from a powderfinger fan

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Watching a sex scene on a packed airplane has to be top 3 awkward moments

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Still haven’t seen one

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Been ages since I have seen a pig alive

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Bro grok has gone so rogue 🤣

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Ate too much pineapple and it feels like I have 200 grit sandpaper in my mouth yafeelmedawg

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Wedging someone until their undies snap and go over their head is peak

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Asked to see a blokes ID for his lift ticket… he accidentally showed me a naked mirror selfie of himself.

Top 5 pissa moment

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Just had a customer called Robin Joy, i told him to stop doing it 🤣🤣

He hated it, woke.

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Birthday drinks and one of the boys isnt drinking.

Woke

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Whenever upside down is on by Jack Johnson i feel like curious george

[Luke (De) Goldi @LukeGoldi]

Bring back oldskool boxing not this tiktok crap #JakePaul