Waiting in line at passport control (Europe travel is chaos right now fyi)
Guy in next lane: “Hey, I live right by you in Maryland”
Me: I live in San Diego
Him: “Oh I thought you were that motocross guy Travis Pastrana”
Me: I’m a skateboarder, my name is Tony.
Him: “I was close”
Happy name day @Joey_Taylor2015 you silver tongue dog. I hope your day sucks. However, therefore, thus, henceforth, therefore more of, nevertheless, I shall, indubitably, not be donating to your Venmo. Suckstosuck. Xoxo, this guy.