Luke Horrobin

[Jack Kenmare @jackkenmare_]

*after being rattled by a game of piggy in the middle

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

This Miami intro. Can such a thing never happen again ever.

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

We're only halfway through, and this World Cup is already one of the most ridiculous ever.

On and off the pitch there have been some ludicrous stories.

From sedated tiger cubs to teammates swapping girlfriends, here's a rundown of the best bits so far...

[Dirty Footballer 👊 @DirtyFootbaIIer]

This kid woke up and chose violence

[Myprotein @Myprotein]

it's my last day tomorrow, so...

🚨 someone who retweets this will win £99 credit in the next 24 hours 🚨

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

@DirtyFootbaIIer @RossDeeB_

[No Context Neil Warnock @WithoutWarny]

Serves you right for…

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

❌ Abdallah: “The fans banned deserve it!”

🔥 SJ: “You don’t run the club well, Oldham are bottom of the table & you don’t pay players on time.”

🤯 Abdallah: “Who pays the players? You?”

🤦 SJ: “I don’t own Oldham!”

Oldham owner, Abdallah Lemsagam, on why he banned 3 fans. 👀

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

Late to the party, but this is an absolute disgrace.

The more traction this gets the better, the board has to go!

#SaveOAFC

@SkySportsNews @talkSPORT @BBCMOTD

[Bradley Knowles @BradleyKnowles1]

Me and @nprice3 received this, this morning #oafc

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨

(Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

If you can’t be ducking bad ey @bootlegger1974

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

@Panthers If you can send it to the UK!

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

38 - Excluding MD1 matches, Norwich’s game against Chelsea will be their 38th consecutive Premier League game in which they've started the day in the relegation zone. Only Swindon (40 in 1993-94) have ever had a longer such run in the competition. Basement. #CHENOR

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

Excited to be in league one. Nice one Mel. #dcfc

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

Bring back Clive for the England commentary’s. Shocking reaction to that goal.

[England @England]

A sensational strike from @HKane 💥

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Twitter 😂 https://t.co/GLMqN42Lj3

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

SUUUUUUUPER, SUPER JACK #EURO2020

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

Southgate made some errors last night and that needs to be a warning.

2 clean sheets is a real positive to take but when you’re only scoring one goal I really do hope that we mix up the front 3 and go and smack these Czechs up.

COME ON @England!!!

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

I’ve slept on it and here’s my verdict:

Southgate picked the wrong attacking line up.

Kane looked really leggy after 10 mins, never got on the ball, don’t even think he won an aerial battle. We’d be better off playing DCL.

The fucking little bastard!

[Luke Horrobin @LukeHorrobin7]

Also, why was Foden the first substitute?

The fact Sterling played 90 minutes when you have Jadon Sancho on the bench who hasn’t even played a minute.

Last night was literally watching Manchester United vs Crystal Palace. Dull, slow and not good enough!