luke.

dude/bro

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

I just cried laughing because my heart skipped a best because im so attracted to myself when I saw my reflection....is that part of my many mental disorders or just life?

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

Whats your napping show? What show do you put on and nap, because it's sort of good but not something you have to pay attention to. Mine is Wife Swap. Not Celebrity Wife Swap because that would be too interesting. What's yours? Wait do people have napping shows?

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

If i wouldn't be your friend outside of work, please don't try and be my friend inside of work.

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

No one has mentioned my darker skin tone. So either I did NOT tan like I hopped or these bitches just be fake.....can't wait until I see Suzzzie and she let's me know.

[Tom Taylor Illustrated @tomtillustrated]

Had to get it out my system. #meganfox

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

James and I have literally never been this excited to see each other ever

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

Todd hopped off his off road hover board onto his quad....#goals

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

I'LL PET EVERY DOG UP IN THIS BITCH!

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

When you see the group you know would die in a horror movie.

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

Everyone: naked in the pool
Me: wears a kimono to the bathroom.
Everyone: naked in the pool
Me: reading a the princess Diaries article in cosmo

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

The caffeine,weed, and wine just met in my system.

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

I dont know why anyone would want to hangout with me alone.

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

Ingrown hair and burnt fingers...#vibes

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

I tweeted about my ingrown and then deleted it immediately.

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

When the bed time benzies hit

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[auntie sue @boozysusie]

@LukeJam25644956 Heartless

[luke. @LukeJam25644956]

But is it contagious?

[prance @bocxtop]

"wHaT's thAt taTtOo gONna looK liKE wHEn ur oLd" have u seen what old ppl look like normally? im not worried about it