Luke Kerridge

bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

Watch Chamber of Secrets, and appreciate how we cgi used to be

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

@CornisDan @Kev_COYS_ Went for my birthday sunshine

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@betbinch Trying to appeal to a younger audience

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@louisecharley_ Maybe you'll learn how to make a decent coffee now

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@PoliticsJOE_UK I hope a kangaroo punches her between the eyes the loveless cunt

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@theJeremyVine Jeremy I'd two handed flip you off you fucking melt

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

Is it everyone's birthday this week jeez

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

Shit I'm on my last Christmas shower gel

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

LL Cool J's Hot Ones was the worst episode of anything I've ever watched. Biggest ick

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@BUB34R Oh nah, need 2 bowls. It's an at home snack fo sho

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@CemLacin1 But yeah, it was more the disgusting fruit roll up around it

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

The most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Stay off tiktok kids

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

@CemLacin1 So weird, I was just looking at the delicious looking steak you had on insta

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

@ashleightee 🤌

[Luke Kerridge @LukeKerridge]

Good luck xo

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Lee Anderson doesn't want you to hear this

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Bryan Cranston for Kith Spring 2023

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@CornisDan @lisasstepmum Wish I hadn't

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Those random rock hard quavers are not on

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@lisasstepmum I didn't think someone could be less funny than Kirsty, I guess I was wrong