Luke Koczela

[Dan Steinberg @dcsportsbog]

"The billionaire said 'hold me accountable,' and then he slinked out the side door." -- @CandaceDBuckner on Ted Leonsis's big day https://t.co/lMQQIUf7bX

[Dan Steinberg @dcsportsbog]

Luke Russert writes for us: "If the teams leave, I won’t go much to Potomac Yard. I’ll catch a few games out of curiosity, but I’ll finally give up the seats. I’d rather stay home with Dad and the ghosts of downtown D.C." https://t.co/sFzy71eUXL

[Bloomberg @business]

The FDIC has started an auction for SVB, with final bids due this afternoon. The result may not come until late Sunday night. https://t.co/EgzYpPHBnh

[Downdetector @downdetector]

User reports indicate Peloton is having problems since 11:53 AM EST. https://t.co/Flp09Y9EvB RT if you're also having problems #Pelotondown

[Luke Koczela @LukeKoczela]

@united Do you plan on adding direct flights from IAD to SLC?

[Eat DC @eat_dc]

Peeking in windows and on rooftops in @CapitolRvrFront. Lots of activity on long-planned projects near Nats Park, all of which I think are planning to open this spring.🧵

[Former Petworthian™ (blue checkmark) @petworthnewvie]

In DC “did you get the vaccine?” Is the new “what do you do?”

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Another cut on this:

These amounts are enough to fully vaccinate 70m Americans per month.

Skipping the math, but if we vaccinated at that pace—plus accounting for people who have already been vaxxed—it would be enough to reach ~70% of the adult (age 16+) population by April 30.

[Andrew Ross Sorkin @andrewrsorkin]

Sad to report that Arne Sorenson, CEO of Marriott, has passed away. He had been battling pancreatic cancer since May 2019. He created the modern day Marriott and acquired Starwood hotels. He also happened to be a very good guy.

[Luke Koczela @LukeKoczela]

@elonmusk why isn’t there a car wash button on the @Tesla?

[Ali Hamed @AliBHamed]

HBO is going to be fire in 2023. How many movies did 2019-2021 create?
-The WeWork movie
-The Kobe movie
-The COVID movie
-The Trump vs Biden movie
-The Capital Riot movie
-The Robinhood/$GME movie

What else?

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Anyway, @pareene was right on the money four years ago

https://t.co/Kj58E0xyMO

[Perry Stein @PerryStein]

Waking up to see that...Douglas Jemal got a presidential pardon. If you do not know about him, here's a great @OConnellPostbiz profile on the D.C. developer, who is friends with the Kushners, and his wire fraud conviction. https://t.co/e2V3zKesij

[Marketplace @Marketplace]

When @JoeBiden joked that @JanetYellen should have her own @HamiltonMusical ... it got us thinking, what would that sound like?

As it happens, we know an artist on The Hamilton Mixtape. We'll let @dessadarling take it from here.

[Todd Spangler @xpangler]

.@Twitter just switched @POTUS to Biden

[Anna Costanzo (Mahalak) @annamarieDC]

Around 10 am this morning I heard some pops, saw this fire burning underneath 395 outside of the Capitol South Whole Foods. Our homeless neighbors live under there. Praying no one was in the vicinity when the fire started. Authorities/fire department on scene @WTOP @PoPville

[The Hill is Home @theHillisHome]

Info on bridge closures

[John Koussis @kouskousVPI]

All of this homeless person’s belongings just went up in flames under the 695 bridge near H and 2nd SE. Extremely unfortunate... @WTOPtraffic @nbcwashington

[Ungerni Khooloi @Nicholastrad]

Just another morning in Mongolia